Well. If you dont live in nor cal you probably arent aware that literally everyone here is getting sick. Not plague sorta stuff. Like, well fuck now I have flu stuff
After persisting and resisting sickness for months because my fam has been getting sick. I have finally caught it. I am not happy with this and am v delirious. WoOOooaoaoOaooao kill me.
Here's an actual quote I said last night apparently.
"Plague doctors are like flamingos, put one on your lawn and you stop the plague."
Also I texted this to my gf apparently
*flops off the bed in a heap, flailing around like a dying fish having a seizure*
Myerh
If I had to currently rate my existence it would be this picture
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P accurate.
Haha now I'm rambling. Dont wanna listen- wait read???? Idk. Idc. Except I do. Uhhhh fuck it. Interdimensional mind flaying that's what we'll call it. What was I talking about again??
Eh who knows. I'm writing this as I go while hopped up on dayquil.
My cat has joined me. Hello kit kat.
I'm listening to Celtic lullaby chanting and its p surreal. What is life. I just remembered theres a Luigi figure on my desk.
I love luigi. My bOyYyYyYY
I have a bed sheet as a curtain. Why do I have a bed sheet as a curtain. Why dont I have a dresser? I'm currently using a hamper and the floor(tm) as my dresser.
Also fuck regular socks. I will only use fluffy long socks because they nom your feet into a soft haven of dreams and ethereal-ness.
No kit kat you cant sit on my chest for I can not breathe.
...
Welp I guess it's no breathing for the next 20 minutes.
I have always described sickness since I was little as feeling like an old wet crayon. Specifically blue.
I have no idea why i ever described it like this but okay.
I am starting to drift off into temporary death so I guess I'll stop rambling here for now.
Wait.
Shit
I forgot the actual update.
I'll try to update stuff while I'm sick but dont count on it. I'm sorry for this. Love you all
Anyways. I'm going to pass out now. You probs didnt enjoy this ramble but myergh. ByEeEeEeeeeee
