Ask the Demigods- Sarcasm, Sass, or Puns?

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Annabeth: I'd say puns.

Piper: Same. 

Leo: Sarcasm, all day, every day. 

Frank: Puns, man.

Jason: Sass. 

Hazel: Puns? Sass? Speak English, people. 

Percy: Sass is the classic American dish. 

Frank: It occasionally comes with a side of sarcasm. 

Piper: Sometimes sprinkled with puns on top. 

Hazel: So sass is a type of food? 

Percy: OH MY GODS HAZEL 

Hazel: But you just said- 

Percy: We were being sassy

Hazel: So you were pretending to be food

Percy: HAZEL, I CAN'T DO THIS 

Hazel: So don't 

Hazel: No one asked you and your floppy hair to go stressing over sass. 

Hazel: *Puts on sunglasses* *leaves*

Percy: I just got sassed while trying to explain sass.   

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