The Buddy Project FF

Panchi's Wishes

KD: aisa kya kehti hai bhai?

RV: pichle saal ka soch soch kar mere paseene chhut rahe hai

Kiya: kyu aisa kya mang liya tha Panchi ne?

RV: Madam ko asli Revolver chalakar dekhni thi

Buddies: (scream) What????

RV: haa... aur 2 saal pehle iss idiot ko Sher ko chhoo ke dekhna tha... Har baar naya toofan aur nayi musibat... Pata nahi iss baar kya hai

Sheeba: don't tell me ki usne sachme ek Revolver chalai

Juhi: au.. aur.. sher ko bhi chhua... (scared)

RV: of course Sheebu baby... Juhi.. Wish chahe jo ho I can't deny..

Panchi: okk I got it!!! So maine decide kiya hai ki meri 2nd wish hai
ki muzhe thodi der ke liye jail mein jana hai!!!

RV: Panchi... Yaar India mein thodi hai humlog... Kya bol rahi hai???

Panchi: maine bol diya ab tumhe jo karna hai karo

RV: fine... Sochne de abhi muzhe

(KD talks with Ranveer while he is alone)

KD: Ranveer tu sachme ye wish puri karne ke baare mein soch raha hai?

RV: Karni to padegi na yaar KD

KD: Panchi is a reasonable girl Ranveer... Wo samajh jayegi this is very risky

RV: Panchi is very reasonable for you guyss.. mere saamne she is hell lot unreasonable..

KD: Nahi Ranveer.. ye bohot risky hai.. and I am sure wo samajh jayegi.. hum yaha Visa par hai.. Passport le liya ya Visa cancel kar diya to deport kar diya jayega hame

RV: KD baat samajhne ki nahi hai.. mai janta hu she is very understanding and abhi mai agar use jakar sirf ek bar keh du na ki Panchi ye possible nahi hai to wo ek baar bhi mere against nahi jayegi...

KD: to bol de naa

RV: KD maan jaayegi wo but you know uski in sabhi stupid wishes ko maine mana kiya hota to shayad hamara rishta waisa nahi hota jaisa aaj hai!

KD: haa lekin Ranveer..

RV: Aur waise bhi this is not a big deal... Isase bohot bhayanak kaam hum pehle kar chuke hai and trust me jo maza aata hai na... It's amazing!!

KD: to tune tay kar liya hai ye karna hi hai?

RV: haa.. KD yaar pata hai meri life mein na wo akeli hai jo mujhse kuch demand karti hai, satati hai, pareshan karti hai, aur koi hai hi nahi yaar.. Uske alawa hai hi kya jiske liye mai jeeyu ya kuch karu?

KD: thik hai... Jaisa tuzhe thik lagta hai. But remember hum India mein nahi hai... Agar passport police ne le liya to vapas jana mushkil ho jaega... So be careful

RV: yaa... Don't worry!

(After sometime RV goes to buddies...)

RV: Guys get in the car!

Panchi: kaha jaa rahe hai hum?

RV: jail mein

Kiya: seriously Ranveer? Tumhara dimaag to thik hai na? Mujhe kisi jail mein nahi jana haii..

RV: haa Kiya.. mera dimaag bilkul thik hai... Chalo na get in the car all of you

Panchi: Nonu... Muzhe aisa kyu lag raha hai ki tumhe meri wish ka loop hole mil gaya hai?

RV: Yess Moti... Oops I mean your highness

KDKiya: Loop Hole?

KD: matlab tumhe pata tha Ranveer ki there is some loop hole