AUA Abridged

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The following is a non-profit fan based parody RWBY, Red Vs. Blue, and Camp Camp, are all owned by Rooster Teeth, Monty Oum, Matt Hullum, and Otter Media, please support the official release.

Chris is a fan of a couple of Rooster Teeth's shows, his favorite among them having to be RWBY. He often catches himself lost in thought about how cool it would be to have his very own transforming weapon, or to have a semblance, or to go to school at Beacon, or..... He's doing it again...

Whenever he catches himself doing this, he tends to start thinking about how he was born into this reality, instead of one that a person with his kind of badassery would be more cut out for.

Chris: (sigh) "This is bullshit! You hear me God? Bullshit!" He says with a bit of a scowl on his face.

Chris then checks his phone to see what time it is, and he notices it's 6:15 A.M. He usually wakes up at 6:30 for school, but he already knows that he isn't getting back to sleep.

Chris: Son of a bitch... I just want to sleep... (Sigh), it doesn't look like I'm gonna get that though.

Chris reluctantly gets out of bed and heads to his dresser to grab the clothes he's gonna wear for the day.

He wears a white short sleeve T-shirt, a pair of jeans, black socks, and black steel toed combat boots.

He then heads over to the bathroom to brush his teeth and run his fingers through his long, black hair giving himself a thumbs up in the mirror as he does so.

Chris: (Winking) How's it hanging handsome?

Chris then begins to make his way to his coat rack to put on his duster.

It was a hand-me-down from his late grandfather. As a matter of fact, he's pretty sure there's a chance this thing is older than he is.

He still wears it, not only because it was the last thing he had ever received from his grandfather, but because it also gives him the whole "School shooter" vibe. And that's basically people repellent, so y'know, that's a bonus.

Chris grabs his blue school bag, cellphone, and ear buds then starts making his way out the door while listening to his favorite song.

Once Chris made it outside however, he started to feel dizzy. He also begins to notice the outer rim of his vision darkening as he also felt a sense of impending doom. With every one of his heartbeats, the rim of his vision grew shorter and shorter. Before his eyesight was gone completely, he took a look at his hands and noticed that much to his surprise they were beginning to fade in and out of existence.

This can't be right... I have got to be asleep still... right?

The last thing Chris sees before he loses consciousness is a single red rose petal floating to the ground.

What the fuck?

At first all Chris can see is black, and all he can feel is dread. As time passes, he begins to wonder if time is even actually passing at all. Either way, to him it feels like both an eternity and a second before he hears a thunderous voice boom as it says "I come bearing bad news you little shit."

The moment Chris hears this he sees what looks like a galaxy burst open in front of him, but it looks... off somehow...

Then it blinked. The cosmos was an eye.

I am sorry young one, but it seems I have made a mistake.

You weren't supposed to exist, I'm afraid.

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