Story of how our country names were made

Story of how we got our country names

warning: EXTREMELY RANDOM!!

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So, a long time ago these chairs were floating around space, and they decided to fall onto a planet. they found the nearest planet (which turned out to be Earth) and landed in a classroom.

then some dinosaurs came and sat on the chairs and then some people found the dinosaurs and started riding them. the people and dinosaurs found a rocket but it was all broken. so they fix it with sticky-tape and get some oil and they make the engines work. they got inside it and rode it up all the way to Jupiter. they crashed it on Jupiter and everyone died from all the dust.

then the Jupiter gods came and resurrected everyone and all the dinosaurs but instead of letting them leave Jupiter, the gods fixed the rocket, this time with glue, and rode off in it and left the people and dinosaurs on Jupiter.

they eventually found a planet (Earth) and crashed on it. they found all these bits of land and they decided to name every one of them. and that is how we got all the country names...

the end!!

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Told you it was very random!!!