darcy | cole
ring ring ring
“yes?”
“you know, i’ll let you pass this time just because i realized something life-changing just before i called you.”
“and i’m guessing you want to tell me this life-changing news?”
“you could at least sound enthusiastic about it.”
“oh, please tell me your important, world-altering news?”
“i’ll take it.”
“so?”
“i know absolutely nothing about you.”
“that’s it? that is the news that was supposed to change my life? A bloodied, decapitated squirrel could’ve told you that.”
“that’s really harsh. and vivid.”
“what do you want to know?”
“really? well, what do you look like?”
“pretty average, i guess. blonde hair and brown eyes. kind of short. simple.”
“right. well—”
“nope. one step at a time.”
“bye?”
“bye.”
