This Is What Happens When Dex Has A Gun

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Biana P.O.V

I wish I was a kid! I thought as I stared at the havoc that had unfolded around me. I was sure that the kids were going to prank us. Ash, Calla, and Kenric would make sure of that. But, I wasn't expecting for everything to unravel this quickly already when they were still in school! 

"WATCH OUT FOR THAT FLOWER PO-" I screamed just as Keefe plowed into my favorite purple and pink vase. I sighed as I watched him sprint away from Dex who was holding some sort of gun thingy machine. 

"STAY AWAY FROM THE HAIR!!" Keefe said, covering his hair with his arms. 

"COME BACK HERE KEEFE!" Dex yelled shooting the gun looking thing menacingly. 

"DEX!!" I shrieked as the rainbow splatters from the gun instantly changed one of the light pink walls into a horrid looking navy blue. "MY WALL!!" 

"Sorry, Biana!" Marella said, looking horrified at what Dex had caused. "Let me help you!" 

"Thanks so much!" I said as Marella activated her fire powers.  Wait...Fire powers? 

"Marella...?" I asked nervously. 

"DEX DIZZNEE!" Marella said, raising her arms above her heard, light flames coming out of her hands. "GET BACK HERE!" 

"Marella no!" I said, reaching out to stop my friend as she dashed after Dex, who screamed such an unmanly scream that I thought it was Linh or Sophie who had yelled. Dex dropped the gun, which caused all the rainbow elixirs to fall out of it, changing my light gray deluxe carpeting into a strange neon green. 

"Tam HELP!" I said as the rainbow paint slowly crept toward my jacket closet. Dashing into it, I quickly gathered up my favorite coats, leaving Tams in there. He wouldn't mind. 

The closet door turned bright yellow and Tam's dark cloaks and jackets turned baby blue and purple. 

"What Biana?!" Tam asked, rushing into the room. "I hear screaming...oh." 

Tam surveyed the room in shock. "Okay..." he said. "What happened? Did a tornado plow through this room or something??!?!" 

Sophie grabbed Keefe's arm and, after some difficulty, pulled him into a standing position. "Biana!" she said. "I am so, so, so sorry! Keefe is sleeping inside the fertilizer bag until further notice for ruining your house!" 

Keefe looked at Sophie, his mouth opening and closing, no sound coming out at all. 

Tam laughed. "Ooooh Keefe!" he said mockingly. "The fertilizer bag? Then what will happen to your precious "amazing hair" huh? Oh, I suppose it will be ruined...How saddening!" 

Keefe glared at Tam. "Bangs Boy!" Keefe said. "That's just wrong and cruel! How dare you insult the Hair?" 

Tam snorted. "The Hair?" he asked. "You say it as if it was important." 

Before Keefe could respond, I heard a loud shriek. It sounded like Linh. Then, I heard a loud cry, that was probably Fitz. Then, I heard a loud squeak, which was probably dex. Then, I heard Marella calling out.

"SORRY!!!" she said, her voice smaller from being far away. 

"What...?" I asked nervously. Then, I heard a loud sound that sounded like the ocean. Then, I heard some crackling. 

"GUYS?!??!!" I shrieked, dashing in front of the door of the room they were in and pulling it open. Bad mistake. 

A wave of water rushed out and drenched me. Soon, more and more water spilled out from the door. Frantically, I tried to shut the door, but the force of the water pulled the door off of its hinges and threw it to the side. 

Linh came rushing down with the water, her black hair soaked and her new lavender cloak that I had bought her now a disgusting looking gray-ish purple from the water.

 "I am so, so sorry Biana!" Linh said, her face basically begging for forgiveness. "Fitz and I were trying to set up a prank, then Dex rushed in screaming something about flaming wives or something like that. Then, Marella barrelled in and started screaming about how Dex wasn't coming out of the house for three days if he didn't come out." 

"Then, I lost control of my water powers, accidentally spraying Marella in the face which caused her to lose control of her fire powers and nearly hit Dex with them. Then, Dex panicked and threw a bomb and...well..." 

I groaned. "Where's my brother?" I asked. 

"Right here," Fitz said. His face was sooty and ashy and his cloak was drenched. His hair looked like a rats nest. Fitz put an arm around Linh's shoulder and groaned. 

"Fitz?" I asked. 

Fitz shook his head. "Biana, you've got a new roof," he said. 

I gulped. "TAM! SOPHIE! KEEFE!! Apparently, we have a new roof at ShadowBloom Tam! Or, what's left of ShadowBloom! Come see!" 

My husband Tam dashed in followed by Sophie and Keefe. Slowly I opened the door and poked my head in. I gasped. 

Marella looked up at me nervously. "Sorry?" she asked. 

I gulped and looked around. The roof was completely gone and there was still a small fire burning down what was remaining of one of the walls. There was a missing wall so that you could feel the wind outside and the roof had completely blown off. 

Linh quickly put out the remaining fire as Sophie and Keefe entered. 

"Biana!" Sophie said. "I am so sorry! We never would have come if I knew that Keefe would do something like this!" 

Keefe glared. "Only me? Why only me?" 

"Because you were too cowardly to just suck it up and let Dex spray your hair rainbow!" Sophie said. 

"Not rainbow," Keefe corrected. "Dex set it to NEON GREEN!!! NEON GREEN!" 

Tam sat down next to me. "Well," he said. "We have a new window?" 

"And a roof," I said. 

"It's interesting..." I said slowly. Marella groaned. 

"Bi, you are too nice!" she said. "Look, I know that we screwed up and wrecked your house and I am so sorry! We can leave right away if you want!" 

"But Sophie has a human movie!" Fitz said. 

"A good human movie!" Keefe agreed. Sophie smacked him in the face. 

"Let's go to Deepcliff and watch the movie!" Sophie said. "In Keefe's Hair Product room." 

Tam snorted. "Keefe has a hair product room?" 

"Sounds great!" Dex said, jumping up to avoid his wife. "Let's go!" 

"Hey, quick question," Tam said. 

"What?" I asked. 

"Am I allowed to bring stink bombs?" Tam asked. 

I was about to say no, to tell Tam that he couldn't bring stink bombs to Deepcliff when Keefe's terrified face reached my mind. I grinned. 

"What do you say, Soph?" I asked Sophie. "Can Keefe's hair product room handle Tam's stink bombs straight from Slurps and Burps?" 

Linh whistled, something Fitz had just taught her to do. "Straight from Slurps and Burps?" she asked. "That gives off a HUGE stink." 

"Wait..." Dex said, holding up a hand. "If we are watching the movie in Keefe's hair product room, does that mean Keefe has a TV in his hair product room?" 

Sophie snorted. "Yup! He watches TV while he does his hair!" 

"I do it excellently!" Keefe said proudly. 

"Let's go!" I said excitedly. "To watch the movie!" 

"And wreck Keefe's hair room!" Tam said laughing. 

As we all filed out of the room, I groaned and looked around at the disaster around me that happened to be my home. Being a kid was so much easier! Oh, how I wish I was at Foxfire! 



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