Holt: Birthday parties don't make any sense. You were born. Congratulations! You have met the bare minimum requirement for existence! Oh and now you want presents? Would you like some cake with your participation trophies? Yes, let's all eat cake at party that's going to force me to chip in for a bunch of food and drinks I didn't want. Hurrah!
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incorrect brooklyn nine-nine quotes
Randomyeah so i've seen these incorrect quote books going around so i'm gonna do one. also i got most of these off of incorrectquotesideas on tumblr!
