Ethan😍- Hey Y/N
You- What do you want Ethan?
Ethan😍- Promise not to get mad
You- Depends on what you say
Ethan😍- Ok so you know how we had sex two days ago right?
You- yea what about it
Ethan😍- um something smelled pretty fishy💀
You- I don't quite get what you're saying
Ethan😍- Really??🙄
You- Yea...was it the rotten tacos sitting in the corner??
Ethan😍- you had rotten tacos in your room??😳
You- yea I had forgot to eat them a few days ago so I just put it in the corner but it was probably the tacos that smelled bad
Ethan😍- Nooo it wasn't the tacos😬
You- Then what was it?? Oh was it the dead cat outside my window
Ethan😍- IT WAS YOUR PUSSY JEEZ🤢YOUR VAGINA SMELLS LIKE CLAP THAT ASS x 3 WITH A CAN OF BOUNCE DAT...
You- Why are you telling me this🤨🧐
Little Dick🖕🏾- Because I couldn't breathe
You- whose fault is that??😑
Little Dick🖕🏾- Yours for having that fishy vagina
You- Why'd you still fuck me then??
Little Dick🖕🏾- Pussy is pussy or I already was naked and was too lazy to put my clothes back on🙃 but fix that problem please...thanks in advance
Little Dick🖕🏾- Don't tell mom and dad about this neither
The End
No one died🙃🙃🙃
This one was kinda lame though
-Armendra💜✌️
