Dear Evan Hansen random stuff

What if "21 Chump Street" and "Dear Evan Hansen" were the same musical?

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           Evan

Naomi: "Do you smoke?"

Evan (Justin): "Wha-"

Naomi: "Do you smoke weed?"

Evan: "No, but I can do it for you!"

Connor

Naomi: "Do you smoke?"

Connor (Justin): "Wha-"

Naomi: "Do you smoke weed?"

Connor: "Ehm... ObLiViOuSlY nOt!"

Naomi: "..."

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Evan

Naomi: "Tu fumi?"

Evan: "Cos-"

Naomi: "Fumi erba?"

Evan: "No, ma posso farlo per te!"

Connor

Naomi: "Tu fumi?"

Connor: "Cos-"

Naomi: "Fumi erba?"

Connor: "Ehm... OvViAmEnTe No!"

Naomi: "..."