BREAK UPS AND DIVORCES // EVAN PETERS

FIFTEEN // TEXTS

GIRL SQUAD PLUS COLTON AND KJ
(lena, madelaine, camila, lili, colton, kj)

lena:
GUYS GUYS GUYS

colton:
What's up lena?

madelaine:
What's going on?

lena:
I have news!!

colton:
Ryan signed the divorce papers??

lena:
Lol noooo

lena:
I wish

lili:
Well what is it??

camila:
Come on Lena tell us!!

kj:
Yeah what cami said!

lena:
Well, you know how Evan and I have been texting in the DMs?

colton:
Yeah?

kj:
WHAT WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS

lena:
Did I not tell you? Sorry 😂

lena:
HE ASKED ME FOR MY NUMBER.

madelaine:
Ahhhh what!!!!

camila:
New shiiiiiipppppp

lili:
EVLENA

kj:
FUCK ME SARAH ITS HAPPENING

colton:
Who's Sarah

lena:
Yeah who's Sarah?

camila:
It's a meme reference you old people won't get.

lena:
Ouch

colton:
HEY we are NOT OLD

kj:
You're both 30 and if you add your ages together that makes you 60

kj:
Also you're both older than the rest of us

kj:
So, therefore, you are old.

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