It Goes To Charity (some Of It)

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Tarkin: now please donate money to the empire

Reporter: err sir does any of it go to charity?

Tarkin: errr of cause all of it does and I err and i do it single handedly

Reporter: ok can you show us (throws giant baskets of one 1ps)

Tarkin: err ok... 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8..
9..10...11..12..13..14..

(two hours later)

Trooper: (holograms Tarkin) sir we need you in command!

Tarkin: SHUT IT TROOPER CAN'T YOU SEE I'M COUNTING 1Ps!!!!!

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