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BradViolet?

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Brad
Violet?

Violet
Yeah brad?

Brad
Did you live on a chicken farm because you know how raise a cock 😏

Violet
Oh my god Bradley we been talking for three days and our date is tomorrow and you already giving me dirty pick up lines?!!

Brad
Yes I am because I found you're Instagram and I know you're Beautiful  but damn babe didn't know you were this hot 🥵

Violet
You stalk me? Save that after our date

Brad
Well I wanted to see more of your beautiful face so why not 🤷‍♂️

Violet
Okay well I guess I stalk you too then what's your Instagram?

Brad
I don't have one

Violet
WHAT!!

Violet
Everyone has Instagram!!

Brad
I'm not everyone babe

Violet
Okay what about Twitter or Snapchat?

Brad
Twitter no and Snapchat yes

Violet
What's your Snapchat?

Brad
Bradibeg

(When brad Snapchat a few years
ago that's what his Snapchat name was)

Violet
Weird but I add you

Brad
You know I'm thinking you lacking of  vitamin (ME)

Violet
Really? 😒

Brad
Yeah you're right lacking of vitamin D
😏

Violet
You know you're very bad at this

Brad
What was that? I'm sorry you're moans were getting loud

Violet
I'm not even near you WTF

Brad
I can't wait for our date tomorrow I'm really excited

Violet
What was that? I don't speak fuck boy

Brad
You're mean

Brad
Hello?

Brad
Violet?

Brad
Okay I'm sorry about those pick up lines they were stupid and I'm sorry

Brad
Please talk to me!!

Brad
I beg of you please talk to me I'm sorry I called you mean and I'm sorry about those pick up lines

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