Billy Ray Cyrus X Timmy Turner X Honey Boo boo's mom X Trisha Paytas

Timmy Turner Comes Out

(Billy Ray Cyrus POV)

I got home and started playing my favorite song, Boomerang by JoJo Siwa. I love her so much.
"DAaAaAaAaad," shouted Miley, "turn off the fucking jojo Siwa I'm trying to watch fucking big time rush bitch."
"Bitch your fucking ass should not be fucking swearing in the damn house, what the hell," I yelled. Miley just turned the volume all the way up on the television and I heard the familiar 'oh oh ohhh ohHhhh make it count okay it straight don't look back don't hesitate'. I could hear my Jojo Siwa anymore with angered me.

(Timmy Turners POV)

My stupid neighbors were watching Big time rush again aren't they? Fuck them and their show. Well not Miley, I love Miley. I had a crush on her since I was 4 years old and now I'm 27, she's 18 now so it's legal bitch!

"Dem fookin neighbor always blasted that bloody music," Dad said with his heavy British accent.

"Hey daddy-o Boy," I said to him.

"I have news boi!!!" He yelled in my fucking face.

"Your being deported," he said as Donald Trump knocked down the door of my bedroom. He dragged me out to his government car and shoved me in the back seat.

"Hey mr trump," I greeted.

"you better stop," he said, quoting the best vine ever.

I watched as JoJo Siwa threw Thor's hammer into the window and the shards got all over me. She grabbed my hand and pulled me out of the car.

"Hey Tim Tim," JojO soya said as leaned in for a kisss.

"No I'm gay bitch," I told her.