Mr Patterson fell in love with Mrs Porter who is Larko in disguise. Larko got Ebola and gave it to Mr McGrath who already had male rica (malaria, leave this tho it's lovely). Mrs Fritz time travelled to the industrial revolution where she met John Snow and they fell in love and died of TB. Meanwhile, Mrs Bernard escaped the whale and threw up mini Larko Mr Lanning. They signed a blood packed to never eat each other again so she ate Miss Churchland instead. Miss Churchland's bald boyfriend Bob stabbed Mrs Bernard with a circuit in parallel which killed her because it made her negatively charged. He saved Miss Churchland and ate Mr Lanning. Mr Lanning tastes like oatmeal. Everyone loves oatmeal. Then the school captains rebelled against Mrs Euler and ate her. They smoked her like a ham. Turns out Mrs Euler had cholera and gave it to the school captains who were also turned into mini Larkos. The entire student body are now mini Larkos. Then the Avengers showed up and caught the mini Larko disease.
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The Adventures of Mr Lanning Being Eaten, Cholera and Smoked Ham
FanfictionThis is a story of love, heartache and death featuring a few of the teachers we've had, us, cholera and some celebrities. At our school's cross-country carnival @magicalunicornia12, @skyceleste, @eleanorisalive and I made this story.
