Jeff sucks :/

Jeff steals EJ's phone

When Jeff was sleeping somehow, He woke up and had a genius idea. His idea was to go in EJ's room and rape- I mean steal EJ's phone. So he was going to do both- I mean he stole his phone and wondered if EJ had any naked pics of hiM. Or even pics of EJ naked...*Jeff gets turned on* Jeff got up with his EJ body pillow next to him and went out the door not realising he had no clothes on. Slenderman was awake at the time and sadly saw Jeff naked when Jeff walked out his door. "OOFGAHYA" Slenderman screamed. Jeff knew that meant "MY EYES, MY NON EXISTENT EYES THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!" Jeff looked down seeing that he was naked and said "On fleek" Slenderman threw a knife at Jeff and screamed "JUOLPP" And Jeff knew that meant "DIE" so Jeff went into his room and got some clothes on clothes sadly and put his body pillow to bed and kissed it to sleep.He was going to EJ's room and finally was smart enough to accomplished something and Jeff  steals his phone and he was so exited to find out whats on there.But right when he going into the phone he saw there was a password!