<VOCALOID> Book of Songs [English]

Childish War [rachie VS JubyPhonic]

Suggested by DownTownDragon uwu

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Once upon a time, yes, a very long time ago
Lived a family noble and old
Whose children were very close
And on and on it goes...

"Hey do it right!"

"Now to your throne" the butler starts to show (Ready go!)
A knife and fork to point at your face
I'll take you any day

After all, we're noble-the middle class
Grandest and richest of families
So don't ever look down on us (yeah?)

So bow down to us, you peasants
Standing here's your prince and princess
We're here to call to attention
All of your mistakes

Hey hold up, hold up,
Aren't you lying again?
Whataya bet you can't see through anything I throw at you?

Right, right, right, right
I'll leave them under you
Since you want it so bad (lol)

You're just so annoying!
God, just so annoying!
Acting high mighty around me
Like you're the queen

Ready, aim, and fire
Gong that never tires
Rioting tonight
It's a war but not a fist fight

Causing so much trouble
See my mischief double
C'mon boy, you gotta admit
That I do it in style

And for buying at this
"Special bargain sale"
I thank you for your precious service
Beat you fair and square (Sshya!)

Back to backing away, retreat
But I have an idea to beat
Giving into her puerile goals
We're head to head and toe to toe

"Who the hell do you think I am?"
Yeah, I'm the rulebook, that's a slam
Calling me so dumb, thinking that I'll run
Maybe humility is not so bad!

Now now everyone, come and take my hands please
It's only natural that I'm tranquil
If you really didn't know, I cheat by nature
Always reaching for that one thing greater

It's in my blood, you know we're famous for our war strength
This one here, that one there, everywhere
Yes I've won the fight! Peace sign! (Yay!)

Right, right, right, right
Guess who earned a gold star
For "very good job"

You're just so annoying!
God, just so annoying!
Acting high mighty around me
Like you are the king

I'll strike even harder
Shoot you till you topple
Retribution, punishment
I'll make you feel all of it

Looking down upon you
Seeing through all your moves
Chance is for the taking
You're dancing to my own beat

Got a little messy
Missed you by a hair
Oh well, it looks like I'm the winner
Beat you fair and square (Yes!)

But it's you, and nobody can compare
(Sei, yaa, too, yaa, u, too, yaa, ha!)

You're the only rival that I can bare
(Sei, yaa, too, yaa, u, too, yaa, ha!)

Falling to my knees, losing like I'm weak
(U, ha, sei, yaa, yaa, sei, ha!)

Would drive me insane
So for tonight
It's you and me
But I'll win (hey, hey, hey, hey)

[Speaking simultaneously]
Listen up here, brother, you should really thank me more for what I've done for us! You're always so weak so I've always had to step up for you. What kind of a big brother lets his sister do that? I swear, even though you're older, you don't act like it! That's why from today, I've decided that I'll be the big brother, okay? Okay??

Oh, you wanna do this now? Cause we can do this now. For one thing, you're always running off on your own, and I end up having to clean up after you. I'm not an idiot; I'm just careful, unlike you. The house staff agrees, so why don't you just chill out for once in your life, okay? Oh my God.

Hey! Come back here!

You're just so annoying!
God, just so annoying!
Yelling at me like I'm a dog
But you're just all bark

Ready, aim, and fire
Gong that never tires
Generation rising
The one to rule will be me!

Causing so much trouble
See my mischief double
C'mon boy, you gotta admit
That I do it in style

From one to a hundred
I'll take whatever's there!
I thank you for your precious service
Beat you fair and--

Wait a second..

Whoah, is this a draw!?

(Huh??)

[Speaking simultaneously]
This is so unfair, brother! I swear, I beat you! Look at the score! Uh-huh, you can't do anything right! Ugh! This is so terrible! Aahh! Go away, go away, go away!

Oh my God, stop complaining. Is this true? Would you calm down for a second? Stop screaming for just one freaking second! Oh my God, okay. Fine! I'm done! I'm done!