My Hot Roommate. {Sabo x Reader}

One Too Many.

You're not usually such a heavy drinker but you had thought it would calm your nerves, as well as soften the blow to your ego. 

Poor Sabo had tried to keep up with you and has only ended up in the same state Thatch was in earlier, if not worse. The blonde holding you up steadily by your hips as he chuckles, swaying a little himself but he doesn't allow himself to fall, not when he's the only support you've got.

"So, hold on...~" You slur cheerfully, your hands gripping tightly onto his shirt in attempts to keep yourself balanced and your eyes struggling to stay focused on him, the room seemingly spinning. "You're telling me that you used to think I had a thing for Ace~?"

Even in your intoxicated state, you can see the deep red blush plastered across Sabo's face as he nods his head, his adorable laughter ringing in your ears. "I maaay have~! You always seemed so happy around him!" Sabo's speech is just as garbled as yours as he snickers at his own stupidity, gently sitting you down on the barstool before slumping against you, nuzzling your nose lazily. "I have to pee~!"

A ridiculous giggle leaving your lips as you playfully push him away, leaning yourself back in your seat. "Go pee, I'll wait here for ya!" The cute blonde squinting a little as he scans the club, his orbs lightening up when he spots the toilets off to the far side of the room. 

"Right~!" He blurts, planting a swift kiss on your forehead before he makes his way to the toilets, your body tingling and heart fluttering madly as you watch him disappear into the gents. 

There's no denying that this crush is starting to hurt you a little, a sigh escaping your lips as you try to remind yourself that you're just friends and he doesn't see you as anything more.

He just gets affectionate after a drink, like his brothers...

With the depression setting back in, you turn your attention to the barkeep, opening your mouth but before you even speak a word, the man pours you another drink. 

He has been serving you all night now, he knows what you're about to request.

What an absolute king! He deserves a raise!

A light tap of a finger on your back brings your guard up, spinning around in your chair and about ready to punch any pervert that may be awaiting you - although your eyes only land on Perona.

Your body immediately softening. 

Jesus, girl don't do that! You almost got decked!

"What are you doing here~?" You essentially sing, causing the pinkette to giggle as Kyo catches up to her. 

"I wanted to check on you!" She chimes. "How's the date going? You seem happy so it must be going good! Has he kissed you yet?!" 

"N-No, he hasn't..." Your face burning up at the mere mention of this being a 'date' you certainly wouldn't class it as such a thing, your eyes flickering toward the redhead as you attempt to change the subject. "And what are you doing here?"

"Just making sure Perona doesn't get lost, Pa won't be happy with me if she turned up dead or something."  

Well...at least they're no longer fighting.

"Where is Sabo anyway?" Perona pipes as she glances around, the mixologist placing your drink down on the counter before slipping off to serve other customers, your hand idly reaching for your refreshment as you gesture toward the toilets. 

Your brows only furrowing when you spot Sabo, the blonde being hung on by some woman and immediately, your heart is stiffening inside your chest. 

A deep heat rushing through you as your grip on the glass tightens. 

Who. The fuck. Is that.

Perona also scowling at the scene as her body tenses. "What the hell?! Is he really running off with other women during your date?! Why, I'll kick his ass!" The pinkette blurts angrily, Kyo placing her hands on the girl's shoulders to hold her back.

"I don't know about that, it looks more like harassment to me...although, he bought that on himself for dressing so fancy in a place like this. These broads love a wealthy man." The redhead murmurs.

And just like that your rage is boiling over, your eyes seeing red as Sabo smiles down at the girl nervously, you body acting on impulse and jumping out of your seat, downing your drink in one big gulp before roughly shoving the empty glass into Perona's chest. 

Your feet marching themselves over to Sabo and the woman, leaving your two friends bewildered in the process. 

"Sh-Should we stop her...?" Perona nervously asks, her wide eyes watching you closely as a single drop of sweat rolls down her face.

"Hm. No, I wanna see what happens." Kyo responds with a slight smirk decorating her lips. 

Your hand taking a vice-like grip on the broad's bicep and roughly tugging her away from the boy, your orbs surely resembling flamethrowers as you glare a hole through her face. "Piss off." 

I'll rip you to pieces, bitch!

Apparently, you need to say no more, the flirty woman looking as if she had seen a ghost all of a sudden before she abruptly scampers away. 

The scene only drawing a chuckle from Sabo, usually you'd love his laughter but right now, it just infuriates you. 

Sure, you could argue that you're not even together and what he does with other girls is none of your business but quite frankly, fuck that.

You're too angry to think straight and the alcohol inside your body sure isn't helping you rationalize yourself.

"What's your problem?" Sabo asks calmly, his speech still a little slurred as you glower up at him.

"You!" Your voice practically a bark as you press your finger to the blonde's chest harshly, annoyance filling your eyes when you witness his brows raise, clear confusion written all over his features. "You're shitting on my heart! That's what my problem is!"

As luck would have it, the club's song had ended when you shouted this out, earning yourself many stares. You can vaguely hear Kyo cackling in the background and Perona fangirling before the next song starts, your entire body twitching with both rage and embarrassment. 

"I don't appreciate being lead on--!" Your sentence being interrupted when Sabo's lips crash into yours, completely obliterating your train of thought. Your face heating up madly, probably turning several different shades of red before you reluctantly begin to return the kiss.

Your eyes slowly falling closed and your hand pressing against his chest, taking a slight grip on his shirt as your lips meld perfectly with his, it feels like fireworks are going off inside your chest. 

Sabo breaking away gently as he nuzzles your nose, an adorable grin spreading across his lips. "I'm not trying to lead you on, that lady had me confused with her husband and was in the middle of apologizing when you pulled her away." 

Until now you hadn't thought your face could get any hotter, surely it's as red as the devil's asscrack, your words completely crumbling away into a nervous murmur as guilt begins to set in.

Ah, that poor woman! But, at least he kissed me! Right...? 

A chuckle rumbling in Sabo's throat as he brushes his lips against yours once again, earning a few whistles from the rowdy clubbers.

"Would you like another drink~?" He merrily chimes despite you yelling at him just moments ago, he doesn't seem to be upset with you in the slightest, quite the opposite actually.

Does he have some sort of kink for jealous women?

"So long as you're buying~!" You blurt cheekily, your worries seemingly washing away at his touch as he pulls himself from your face, taking a gentle grasp on your hand and leading you back toward the bar. 

"Of course!"

Are we a thing now?