perrieedwards: how's coachella going guys?
justinbieber: great! I met billie eyelash ☺️
arianagrande: ........I.........ok
arianagrande: ANYWAYS! it's going fan-fucking-tastic
nickiminaj: Selena bitch I know it was you that cut off the audio for my ear piece
nickiminaj: my shooters are on the way 🔫
selenagomez: I didn't even do it–
selenagomez: you sure it wasn't zayn's miserable ass?
selenagomez: you didn't promote y'all song together so he finally saw the opportunity to sabotage you
nickiminaj: hm 🤔
nickiminaj: I've decided to hold off my shooters until further notice
perrieedwards: sounds like something zayn would do 🤭
jadethirlwall: tea
jesynelson: zayn does anything that walks
leighannepinnock: oop!
zayn: I'm LITERALLY minding my business
arianagrande: minding your buisness and ranting on Twitter about a bitch that don't want you? hehe. i giggled 🙊
harrystyles: imagine putting all that energy into someone and not get that same energy back....this is why I'm single 😚
harrystyles: i mean you are too but I'm the more responsible, content single
zayn: gigi loves me what are y'all talking about
kyliejenner: ............free lip kits if you use the code "noshedont" at checkout 💋
perrieedwards:
arianagrande: KYLIEGSSHSH
liampayne: zayn she publicly curved you.... I think it's time to move on 🚫🧢
arianagrande: translation for 🚫🧢: remove the cap because these are facts and not fiction
justinbieber: that was the whitest definition of "no cap" ever pls do not continue
arianagrande: fuck you uncircumcised bitch
justinbieber: and you know that how? y'all really only got dick jokes huh?
kyliejenner: 90% off ALL lip kits if you use the code "justinbieber" 💋
selenagomez:
justinbieber: I–
justinbieber: it be your own friends smh
kyliejenner added gigihadid!
perrieedwards: alright! that's enough privilege for you!
justinbieber: nah I want this I have a question
gigihadid: why do you guys keep adding me to these group chats with a bunch of.......nvm
arianagrande: no I want you to finish that sentence so I can trip your tall ass 😤
gigihadid: no me gusta 😚
justinbieber: so....anyways
justinbieber: gigi do you love zayn or not?
gigihadid: yes
zayn: 😁
gigihadid: ....when I'm bored
zayn: 😧
perrieedwards: I HAVE TO SCREAM THE EMOJI SWITCH IS KILLING MEHSJDJDJ
leighannepinnock: SKSKSKSKSKKS
selenagomez: gigi you're dead wrong 💀💀💀
kyliejenner: lip kits are now free again if you use code "thisthefifthfuckingtimeyoudumbbitcheshavebrokenupmakeupyourfuckingmindsSHIT" 💋
kyliejenner: shit has to be in all caps otherwise code will not work 💋
liampayne: 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
zayn: I'm just trying to understand what I did
gigihadid: zayn you know I have love for you but not that kind of love
perrieedwards: what she really wants to say is: it's you, not her.
gigihadid: what the old bitch said :/
arianagrande: 🤭
justinbieber: hehe 😂
perrieedwards: first of all you randall from monsters inc looking bitch I was trying to help your ungrateful ass
gigihadid: whatever
zayn: I– imma go
justinbieber: there you go baby boy! you go find you a new lizard! one that preferably has blonde hair, brown/green eyes, and has a male body, moreover named justin bieber ☺️
arianagrande: disgusting! I'm telling hailey
justinbieber: girl fuck you and go tell hailey she'd happily agree to a threesome with zayn
jadethirlwall: eye–
jadethirlwall: too much information!