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perrieedwards: how's coachella going guys?

justinbieber: great! I met billie eyelash ☺️

arianagrande: ........I.........ok

arianagrande: ANYWAYS! it's going fan-fucking-tastic

nickiminaj: Selena bitch I know it was you that cut off the audio for my ear piece

nickiminaj: my shooters are on the way 🔫

selenagomez: I didn't even do it–

selenagomez: you sure it wasn't zayn's miserable ass?

selenagomez: you didn't promote y'all song together so he finally saw the opportunity to sabotage you

nickiminaj: hm 🤔

nickiminaj: I've decided to hold off my shooters until further notice

perrieedwards: sounds like something zayn would do 🤭

jadethirlwall: tea

jesynelson: zayn does anything that walks

leighannepinnock: oop!

zayn: I'm LITERALLY minding my business

arianagrande: minding your buisness and ranting on Twitter about a bitch that don't want you? hehe. i giggled 🙊

harrystyles: imagine putting all that energy into someone and not get that same energy back....this is why I'm single 😚

harrystyles: i mean you are too but I'm the more responsible, content single

zayn: gigi loves me what are y'all talking about

kyliejenner: ............free lip kits if you use the code "noshedont" at checkout 💋

perrieedwards:

arianagrande: KYLIEGSSHSH

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arianagrande: KYLIEGSSHSH

liampayne: zayn she publicly curved you.... I think it's time to move on 🚫🧢

arianagrande: translation for 🚫🧢: remove the cap because these are facts and not fiction

justinbieber: that was the whitest definition of "no cap" ever pls do not continue

arianagrande: fuck you uncircumcised bitch

justinbieber: and you know that how? y'all really only got dick jokes huh?

kyliejenner: 90% off ALL lip kits if you use the code "justinbieber" 💋

selenagomez:

justinbieber: I–

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justinbieber: I–

justinbieber: it be your own friends smh

kyliejenner added gigihadid!

perrieedwards: alright! that's enough privilege for you!

justinbieber: nah I want this I have a question

gigihadid: why do you guys keep adding me to these group chats with a bunch of.......nvm

arianagrande: no I want you to finish that sentence so I can trip your tall ass 😤

gigihadid: no me gusta 😚

justinbieber: so....anyways

justinbieber: gigi do you love zayn or not?

gigihadid: yes

zayn: 😁

gigihadid: ....when I'm bored

zayn: 😧

perrieedwards: I HAVE TO SCREAM THE EMOJI SWITCH IS KILLING MEHSJDJDJ

leighannepinnock: SKSKSKSKSKKS

selenagomez: gigi you're dead wrong 💀💀💀

kyliejenner: lip kits are now free again if you use code "thisthefifthfuckingtimeyoudumbbitcheshavebrokenupmakeupyourfuckingmindsSHIT" 💋

kyliejenner: shit has to be in all caps otherwise code will not work 💋

liampayne: 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

zayn: I'm just trying to understand what I did

gigihadid: zayn you know I have love for you but not that kind of love

perrieedwards: what she really wants to say is: it's you, not her.

gigihadid: what the old bitch said :/

arianagrande: 🤭

justinbieber: hehe 😂

perrieedwards: first of all you randall from monsters inc looking bitch I was trying to help your ungrateful ass

gigihadid: whatever

zayn: I– imma go

justinbieber: there you go baby boy! you go find you a new lizard! one that preferably has blonde hair, brown/green eyes, and has a male body, moreover named justin bieber ☺️

arianagrande: disgusting! I'm telling hailey

justinbieber: girl fuck you and go tell hailey she'd happily agree to a threesome with zayn

jadethirlwall: eye–

jadethirlwall: too much information!

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