highschooldxd x deadpool

dead-who?

Above is wade aka deadpool,ok enjoy my fantabulous readers. Time to break the 4th wall alot,also enjoy this mini video I just found. I'm litterlay dead rn

Wade's POV

I walk up to the gate of Kuoh academy,everyone looks at me and I smirk and start walking in and I see all the girls looking at me and I hear one yell "HAVE MY KIDS" I turn to the readers screen and say "watch this" I turn to her and make a heart with my hands and then make a gun with my fingers and pretend to shoot her and she blushes and faints,all the guys give me death glares and I continue walking while winking at girls and when I reach the door I spin around and then blow a kiss and all the girls blush and catch it and I go inside and walk to the student council room and knock,I hear a muffled come in and I see a girl with glasses look up at me and I lean on the door frame and say "I'm here for my schedule." She nods and says "name please" I slowly walk over and say "Wade,Wade Wilson. And you are?" She looks up and I'm leaned down on her desk with my face inches from her's,she blushes and I can see her looking in my eyes and says "S-Sona" I smirk and lean down and whisper on her lips "so can I have my schedule beautiful,we both have classes to get to. But I don't mind skipping with you,maybe go to the mall and get you something nice?" She blushes and her breath hitches and she whispers "y-yes.. I mean.. w-we can't.. We h-have class" I pull away and she frowns and has a sad look and I say "maybe another time then. So about that schedule.." She stares at me with a red face and then shakes her head and says "sorry h-here" she hands me a sheet of paper and I look at it and then say "may our paths cross again my darling Sona." I kiss her cheek and then leave the room and go to my class,when I arrive I knock on the door and then it opens a minute later and the teacher looks at me and says "new student?" I nod and they walk back in the room and says "quiet down class,we have a new student so be nice to him" he motions for me to come in so I do and say "yo people,names Wade,Wade Wilson. I like fighting,girls,and beating up pervs." The girls all stare at me like I'm perfect and the guys have death glares,the teacher then says "ok Mr Wilson,please sit by Katase" a pink haired girl with a blush on her face raises her hand and I go over and sit down next to her and I'm surrounded by desks all with girls in them. The teacher starts class and I take out a piece of paper and my crayons and start doodling,when I finish I smile and put my crayons away.

I see Katase look at it and smile and whisper "can I have it" I nod and hand her the drawing and put my crayons away and then I put my head down and sleep. I wake up to giggling and open my eyes and lift my head up and yawn and say "huh..oh hey girls..whos down to get it on later" the girls all blush and then Katase says "I am wade,I'll have you know I have excellent stamina!" She winks and wraps her arms around me I'm making Katase a part of Rias peerage,she's a maid I smirk and say "I'll keep that in mind" the girls all look at her jealous and one says "no fair Katase you always get the cute boys!" The girls all nod in agreement and I say "well girls I'm sure if you ask nicely she might just share" they all give her puppy dog eyes and then I hear a guy from across the room say "no fair man,how come you get all the girls! Your being a total pervert and getting a harem!" The girls all look at him disgusted and pissed and I look over at him and smirk and then Katase grabs my face and says "because he's a good kind of pervert who deserves a harem,plus he's cute" she smashes her lips on mine and we both close our eyes and I kiss back and soon we break apart and the other girls all start kissing me and holding me and issei looks like he's gonna cry. The girls all turn away from him and Katase straddles me and whispers on my neck "wade,I want you to take me. Right now in the girls locker room,be as rough as you like" I turn to the readers screen and gasp "did you here that,sounds like a lemon on the way!" my dick instantly gets hard at the thought and she leaves a hickey on my neck and I pick her up bridal style and say "sorry ladies but we have something to do real quick,we'll be back later!" I run out of the room and she's giggling and I go into the girls locker room and I close and lock the door,I set her down and she strips and I strip and we start making out

Ok people first lemon of the book,let's do this!no shame no gain,am I right!

I pin her down on the bench with a little slam and she grunts and whispers "yes,give the pain,I want it" I smirk and kiss her neck she moans and I move my hands down her body while gripping her tightly,when I put my dick slowly in she claws my back making it bleed a little. I stop and she adjusts and then nods while wrapping her legs around me,I start moving my hips hard and she moans and digs her nails in my shoulders and buries her head in the crook of my neck,I grip the back of her hair and pulls it a bit while going faster,she screams into my shoulder and says "yes wade! Fuck me harder! Give me all of it!" I pull out and flip her on her stomach and put my dick back in her and she grips the sides of the bench as I grab a handful of her hair and pull it while slapping her ass hard with the other hand,her moans and screams echo through the locker room. Yank her head back and say "you like this don't you baby,you like the pain" she nods and I pull out and she whimpers and yells "PLEASE DADDY,KEEP FUCKING ME LIKE YOUR LITTLE WHORE" I grin and ram my dick in her ass and she let's out a loud scream and I start moving my hips and she moans loudly and I grab her arms and pin them behind her back making her fall forward with her ass in the air. I soon feel my limit reaching and I grunt and say "baby I'm gonna cum" she let's out a pleasured scream as I see she cumed on the bench and say "daddy let me swallow your cum." I pull out and let her go and she drops to her knees and starts sucking my dick and soon I cum in her mouth and she swallows it all and then she pulls it out of her mouth

Lemon over,honestly one of my better lemons tbh

and smiles and says "thanks for taking my virginity wade,I wouldn't want anyone else to have it" I smile and she puts her clothes on and I turn around and start putting my clothes on when I feel her trace the fresh scars from where she scratched me and she says "sorry about this,I was just really into it." I laugh and put the rest of my uniform on and say "it's fine darling,I'm glad you enjoyed it" we walk out holding hands and she says "hey wade.." I look down at her and say "yeah Katase" she blushes and looks up at me and says "are we a couple?" I nod and she grins and I say "hey baby do you know who deadpool is" she nods and says "the guy in the drawing,also my favorite superhero although he's just a mercenary" I sigh and say "we'll I'm glad you said that,because.. I'm deadpool.." she grins up at me and says "you mean I'm dating THE deadpool" I nod and she says "I also have a secret,I'm a devil." I kiss her head and say "that's fine,I love you" she smiles as we reach class and says "I love you too.."