so in this deadpool is a teenager but still a badass mercenary,his parents were killed by fallen and he killed the fallen who killed them and swore to kill every last one of the fallen. when he gets a job to take out the fallen in a church in his ho...
man this song brought back so many feels from the movie
Wade's POV
I get out of the public bus in my suit and walk to the church,when I get there I kick the door in and then wince "OWWW DAMN MY ACHILLES HEEL" I see a bunch of priests look at me with some fallen,I grin and pull out my pistols and look at the ammo "damn forgot my bag at home,ok guys I only have 5 bullets so your all going to have to share!" I turn the readers screen to my face "help me count this down" (author takes control of the screen again and flips him off) JUST HURRY UP WADE I shoot at a priest and it goes through his head and hits another in the head "that's one" I smirk under my mask "BANG BANG BANG" I shoot three bullets killing multiple priests at once. I then see a fallen coming up from under the alter and I shoot them in the head and they explode into feathers,I see another come up and form a light spear and charge me I jump and do a front flip and then my crotch slams into their face breaking their nose and I shoot them in the head having them explode into feathers. I see a crazy priest come out holding his sword and gun,he laughs crazily and I look at the readers screen "man I know,the priest must have touched a lot of little boys before coming here." I breath in the smoke from my guns and let it out and say "i'm definitely sexting Katase after this" he starts shooting at me and I put my pistols away and take my dual katanas out and start cutting the bullets,when he runs out of bullets I stop and look at the bullet holes in me and say "FUCK A DUCK YOU SHOOT FAST!" I then run up and swing my left sword down and he blocks it but I take my right sword and decapitate him and his head rolls on the floor past me and then I hear gasp and then someone puking,I spin around and see 2 groups of devils. They ready their attacks but I put my swords away and hold my hands up and say "whoa whoa whoa,chills out devilrinos. I'm only here on a job,oh hey Sona,looking better than this morning I see." Sona gasps and says "Wade?!?" I bow dramatically and say "at your service milady,names Deadpool" they all look at me shocked and I see tomato head look at Sona and say "you know this guy? I know he's a mercenary and the name brings fear to many but watching that performance was just..wow.." I rest my elbow on the head of a short white haired girl and say "so you enjoyed the show,i'm glad you liked it" the white haired girl pushed my elbow off her and punches me in the face making my neck twist all the way so i'm looking behind me. They all gasp and I hear some crying and I twist my head back forwards
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"OWWW FUCKING BALL SACS THAT HURT" I see Sona wipe her tears away and they all look shocked and I say "well I would love to stay and chat but I have some sexting to do,bye everyone." I start walking out of the church but I hear tomato say "wade wait!" I stop and look at her and she says "can you come with us to the orc,I wanna ask you some questions" I sigh and nod and a black haired girl with yellow bows in her hair opens a teleport symbol and I walk with them into it and I see Sona and her club go in their own and soon we teleport to a somewhat comfy looking room,I hear footsteps running towards us,I turn around and see Katase jump onto me and wrap her arms around my neck and legs around my waist and I put my hands on her butt to hold her up and she blushes and says "WADE" I grin and she pulls my mask up enough to expose my mouth and I say "hey baby,wanna kiss?" She grins and says "kiss me like you miss me red" I lean in and she closes her eyes and I do to and our lips touch and we start kissing and after a few minutes I hear someone clear their throat and we pull apart and I look over and see everyone doing their own thing but Issei has a red gauntlet on his left arm and he says "you ass,I heard you fucking Katase in the locker room. Now i'm gonna kill you for stealing my harem!" He charges me and I toss Katase on the couch just as he punches my stomach and I drop the the ground and cough up some blood,I hear someone running to me and I hear Katase say "wade! Baby please be ok" I groan and say "god that kicked like a mule,I'll be alright baby. I just..need some..rest.." I slowly close my eyes and drift off into darkness as I hear Katase crying and shaking me telling me to wake up
Katase POV
I hug Wade close to me as I cry and take his mask off and put a hand on his cheek and rub my thumb in circles as I look down at him,I hear a loud smack and then Rias say angrily "does that give you enough sense to understand not to mess with others love life,I wanted to ask him to join my peerage. He could be a strong ally and a good sense of humor in a rough time,now who's gonna cheer us up,you may not like him but we do!" I hear issei sigh and say "koneko doesn't like him either,you saw how hard she punched him. twisted his neck all the way so his face was backwards,right koneko" I hear koneko say in a sad tone "I don't hate Wade,he's a super nice guy to Katase. He makes her happy,he makes everyone but the guys happy,kiba likes him. I could really use one of his adorable comebacks right now,sorry Katase,not trying to take him from you." I smile and say "It's ok koneko,i'm fine sharing him,I shouldn't be greedy and keep him all to myself. Who would that leave you with,probably issei or some other pervert" I let out a small laugh and I say "girls can you help me get him tucked into bed,we can go from there." They all smile and help me pick up wade and we carry him to the spare bedroom and tuck him into bed and I crawl in and curl up next to him,the girls stand awkwardly and I say "you all can join me,we have enough room." They all run into bed and koneko lays on top of him,Rias hugs his other side,Asia lays between Rias and wade,and akeno lays behind me and hugs him,we all smile and start talking about him and then 10 minutes later I hear a groan and then wade say "when did I get all of you in bed with me,did we have a 6 way and I cant remember?" We all laugh and then I say "well the red haired one is Rias,Black hair is Akeno,Blonde is Asia,and White hair is koneko,and I agreed to share you with them and maybe Sona too" he nods and says "well I'm pretty tired,night girls." I close my eyes and snuggle him and we all say "night wade" as we all fall asleep
