break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored

twenty four

avery is typing...

avery: you're the last person i wanna talk to about this but do you know what's up with dan??

pp is typing...

pp: how the fuck

avery: i have my ways but that is beside the point

pp: why don't you just talk to dan yourself

avery: he's been acting so weird lately

pp: hm really
pp: he's just fine with me sweetheart

avery: fuck off
avery: talk to him for me

pp: now why would i ever do absolutely anything for you

avery: you care about dan don't you?
avery: so help him w his relationship

pp: oh my god yes i care about him
pp: which is exactly why i'm not helping you with shit.

avery: i can't stand you

pp read, 5:45 pm.