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Once I was dressed in my custom matching crotchet set, I slipped on my white leather booties and headed to the lobby of my hotel. I met up with my team in the lobby, so we could all make our way to the festival grounds together.
When we arrived at the actual festival, we were let in to the backstage area of the small Sahara Stage — where I'd be performing this weekend and next weekend.
I made myself comfortable on one of the couches, while waiting for time to pass by. Once 4:30pm hit I received my cue to go onstage to perform. I grabbed my customized pink bedazzled microphone, and made my way out on the stage.
After my half hour set, I decided to go find some food which Coachella happened to be full of. As I was texting my older sister Lauren, I felt myself bump into a hard object. When I looked up from my phone to apologize to the person, I saw it was Edwin.
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Edwin gives a shy wave before telling my he watched my performance, and that it was really good. I thanked him, then was about to part ways, but he gently grabbed my wrist and looked deep into my eyes.
I know that look ... and it meant he wanted something. So me being the curious human being that I am, I asked him what he wanted. His response left me shook. "I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend so I can make Tiffany and her new boyfriend Kalin mad."
I looked at this boy like he was sniffing crack, before saying "Seriously?! That's what you want from me? That's probably the only reason you watched my set."
He shook his head no before beginning to explain himself. I hesitantly agreed to his foolish shenanigans, only because he said he's buy me a big slice of New York style pizza and an acai bowl.
As the rest of Day one continued, Edwin and I walked around the festival holding hands ... occasionally getting stopped by nosy fans. After taking a photo with a few youtubers I knew, Edwin and I continued walking around looking for a stage with a good performer that we both enjoy.
We settled on watching Billie Eilish's set (pretend she was at day one of Coachella), and when we arrived at the stage she'd be performing on ... we bumped into Sniff hoe knee, and cute ass Kalin White. The fuck was he doing with her crusty roach-looking ass. Shaking my head.
