Deadly

Chap. 2 (The Re-fucking-Union)

I sat one day at my small apartment looking out the curtains of the Dusty window into the beautiful wonderful, brick wall next door to me. "Great view.." I muttered, standing up from my comfortable spot I had been sitting in for about two days now.

My lovely boyfriend- Well Ex..  Gared dumped me for some bar slut.. (I really hope he gets herpes..).. KNOCK- KNOCK-, my head was pounding so hearing the loud obsessive knocking made it worse, "What the fuck.. No one ever come to see me.."

I stood up slowly and made my way over to the door opening it with caution. And can you guess who was standing at my door? (No not the pizza guy.. I wish though..) Wade Fucking Wilson. "Wade?" I asked more excitement in my voice than expected. I coughed, "I though you were- ya know.."  He smirked.. That's all I could see of him the rest of his face was covered by a hood.

the only real reason I recognized him was because of the old jacket he always wore. "Dead?" He spoke up. "Lots of people did. Guess I was right. I am gonna live till one hundred and two" I lost my excitement, and in its place anger filled. "Well I was out of a job because of you. I lost my house because of you. And now I'm living in a real life Pigs ass" he laughed.. Or tried to. It came out muffled and dry. "I live in a crack house" he muttered, really again? Always trying to fucking one up me for my messed up life.

"Can I.. Come in?" He said bluntly. "Whatever. Just don't sit on my couch. My pet rat bites" I said with a snicker. He didn't even take notice to the comment just pushed past  me into my 'House' "So what are you doing here? Why'd you come to me?" I said after he sat down and dropped the bag he was holding.  "Oh you know just thought I'd drop by for a fucking reUnion" he said in a bitter tone. "I need you. How obvious can I make it?" He added. "Need me? For what? You back to "helping" after you almost died?" I said looking down on him. "No smart ass.. I need a side kick that can fight, and last time I checked, Robin was taken" he said leaning down to grab his bag.. "Sidekick? I mean come on. Take it easy batman... Plus your no superhero" he laughed again, "Yeah.. I'm better.."