It was a rainy day when kanye was walking and got hit by a car.
"Oh I'm sorry" the driver got out and it was . . . . KANYE WEST.
"Yo, you dumb bitch, why did you hit me" kanye screamed.
"I'm sorry, i was blinded by your beauty" kanye said.
Fast forward 5 years
"Do you kanye, take kanye to be your lawfully wedded kanye" the officiant said.
"I do" said kanye.
"I now pronounce you kanye and kanye, you may kiss the kanye"
The kanyes made out and ended up having hot secks in front of everyone, it was kanyes first time because he wasn't a ho and wanted to wait for marriage.
2 years later
There were kids crying.
"Shut the fuck up, my compass children" said kanye. "Babe calm down" said kanye.
"No I'm tired of these goddamn kids, and they wont shut the fuck up."
Kanye then burned the house down with kanye and the kids inside of it. He is currently on the run from the cops, and lives undercover in the white house as donald trump.
The end
