NCT chatroom

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It's time 2 stop

KUNfused: my ass is tingling that means someone is up to something..

YangYang: what kind of fucked up superpower is that?

LUCASSS: moM KUN GOT INTO THE DRUGS AGAIN

TYtracc: I should've left sm while I had the chance.. 😔

JisungPWARK: hey Lele, I thought of a perfect pick-up line for you do u want to hear it? :)

DOLPHINBOI: aww of course sungie !! 😚

JisungPWARK: are you a fire alarm? Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying ;)

DOLPHINBOI: ..... i regret everything.

DoBunny: TAEIL STOP THROWING CONDOMS AT MY DOOR I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW

M00nman: lol what?? I'm not throwing condoms at your door..

IJustWantSomeMilk: wait if your door is closed, how do you know they're condoms??

DoBunny: BECAUSE SOME OF THEM ARE GETTING THROUGH THE CRACK OF MY DOOR

M00nman: well sorry babe but it ain't me throwing them, unless you want it to be 😏

SmolBean: HAIL SATAN

M0rklee: nOT IN MY CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD

AmaJohn: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR DOYOUNG

DoBunny: so you're the one throwing condoms at my door.. YOU COULD HAVE JUST FUCKING KNOCKED YOU ROTTEN MELON

AmaJohn: buts that's not as fun
:(((

DoBunny: i literally hate you with all my heart

BaNANA: I smell like beef

XiaoJun♡: no one asked you to speak tRAITOR

BaNANA: IM SORRY BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY YOU'RE MAD AT ME I DID NOTHING

XiaoJun♡: you better sleep with one eye open tonight.. 😈

BaNANA: yo what the fuck

SmolBean: HAIL SATAN

XiaoJun♡: HAIL SATAN 

Loselose: NO RENJUN YOU RUINED THE POOR INNOCENT CHILD

HenderyNotHenry: innocent my ass.. 🙄

SmolBean: yeah he was never innocent so don't blame me

Fullsun: >:)

JungUWU: ^that's not a good sign..

M0rklee: hyuck what did you do..

Fullsun: oh nothing... :)

JeNoFun: then why do I hear Ten screaming bloody murder..???

AmaJohn: YEAH HAECHAN WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND SOUND LIKE HE'S DYING

Fullsun: cause the little shit broke all my Michael Jackson cds... so he's paying for what he did 😈😈😈

DOLPHINBOI: BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM HE LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE HE'S BEING MURDERED

Fullsun: making his worst nightmare come true..

AmaJohn: oh please don't tell me it's what I think it is..

Fullsun: I'm sure it's EXACTLY what you think it is :)

IJustWantSomeMilk: well I'm confused what is his worst nightmare..?

AmaJohn: his worst nightmare is him being chased by giant fruits carrying swords

M0rklee: lmao

M00nman: Haechan PLEASE tell me you did not get people to dress up as giant fruits and chase ten with swords in their hands..

Fullsun: I sadly cannot do that because that's exactly what I did ;)

LUCASSS: yeah Satan works hard but Haechan works harder

DepressedHoe: someone please take him to a mental hospital I'm scared to be living in the same dorms as the devil himself 😳

TYtracc: can't we just live one day without being a dysfunctional family.. 😒

JisungPWARK: the answer to that is no. no we cannot

TYtracc: siGH

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I'm supposed to be updating this more frequently because I have been laying around all day doing nothing for the past 2 weeks so I would have time to write more chapters but I'm literally so unproductive I'm sorry 😂😂

I'm literally so sad bc all of my fav groups are touring in usa but I'm so fucking broke so I can't go 😭😭

Welp peace out homies I'm gonna go commit toaster bath now 🤙✌️😘