The rise and fall of All For Two (BNHA) x (DBZ) x (Danny DeVito)

All for Twos rise and fall

All might : *dies*

izuku : oh no, all might died

Kachaan: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH BASTARD

Izuku: Ok

All might : *stays dead*

3 year later

All might: *Still dead*

Kachaan : *ALSO DEAD NOW BECAUSE IZUKU IS A BASTARD*

Izuku : *turns evil* I'm a villain

All for one: *touches Izuku inappropriately*

Izuku: *becomes traumatized* im saying no

All for one: im saying yes *absorbs Izuku's quirk* I am no ALL FOR TWO!

Izuku: nooooooooooooooo

All for two: yeeeeeesssss

Goku: no *energy blast All for two into nothing* bye *instant transmission*

Izuku: what the f- *gets slapped in the face with a magnum dong*

Danny Devito: oh sorry, I must've hit you with my MAGNUM DONG *instant transmission*

Kachaan: *alive now but has no memory* who are you?

Danny Devito: Danny Devito

Izuku: my name is Izu-

Kachaan: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU BASTARD... I'm sorry I don't know what got into me. Let's start over

Izuku: yes

Goku: no *destroys planet* bye *instant transmissions*

The end