Alarm clock goes off)
Axl: Ugh! (throws alarm clock on floor breaking it)
Guns N' Roses vs. High School
Steven: I can't believe it freshman year in High School.
Slash: This is gonna suck.
Izzy: I have Math first what classes do you guys have first?
Axl: Science.
Slash: Me too.
Duff: Math.
Steven: Cooking.
Slash: You took cooking?
Steven: What I'm not aloud to cook?
Slash: No I'm just afraid for you to be near anything that involves flames or knives.
Steven: Okay you may have a point there.
In Science class
Teacher: Now will all know that Boron is stupidest of all elements. Hey Axl are you falling asleep back there?
Axl: That depends are you teaching?
Teacher: Yes.
Axl: Then hell yes I am.
Teacher: Hey watch your mouth! Now get a partner and we get the experiment started.
Slash: (with Axl goes by the chemicals) Axl what are we suppose to do?
Axl: I don't know.
Slash: This green one looks cool.
Axl: Let's see what it does with this blue acid!
The beaker that they put it in starts to melt and goes through the table.
Slash: Cool.
Teacher: What the fuck did you guys do?!
Axl: Hey watch your mouth.
Teacher: Why you little shit!
Axl and Slash run out of the room
In Math class
Teacher talking about really boringgggg math thingssss
Izzy: (turns to Duff) Do you get any of this?
Duff: He lost me at 50 bags of potatoes goes into how many pies to make the Earth move.
Izzy:...You want to just leave?
Duff: Sure.
Izzy: (raises his hand)
Teacher: Yes Jeffrey?
Izzy: Actually it's Izzy.
Teacher: But Izzy is a girl's name.
Izzy: No it isn't.
Teacher: Yes it clearly is.
Izzy: No it isn't.
Teacher: Yes it is, Jeffrey. Why do you want a girl names anyway?
Duff: I would go there if I were you.
Teacher: What do have some sort of masculinity problem or something? Or your parents didn't love you?
Izzy: No.
Teacher: Oooh I'm Izzyyyy. And I liiikeee to be called girl names!
Izzy: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! (picks up a desk and hurls it at teacher)
Teacher falls to the ground
Duff: Oh my God is he dead?!
Izzy: I don't know.
Duff:...Let's go.
Izzy: Okay (leaves with Duff)
In Cooking Class
Steven is the only boy in his class and the teacher is extreme feminist.
Steven: Haha this carrot looks like a dick.
Jill: (chick he working with) Will you please just cut up the carrot and put in the bowl.
Steven: Are you saying you like to eat dicks?
Jill: Shut the fuck up Steven.
Steven: Aw relax Jill.
Teacher: Steven why is Jill the only one working?!
Steven: But-
Teacher: Men all they do is just leave the woman to the cooking and the cleaning. Can you make me a sandwich babe? Can you wash my laundry babe? Will you pick up my shit babe?! Are you not grateful for your own mother, Steven?! Is that it?!
Steven:...I love my mother very much.
Teacher: IT'S MEN YOU LIKE YOU STEVEN THAT RUIN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!
(Suddenly the door flies open with hits the teacher in the way. She falls on the floor)
Slash: (with Axl) Steven the schools on fire!
Steven: What how?
Axl: Slash and I had an experiment in science-
Steven: I'm getting out of here then! (the rest of the class follows Steven out)
Axl: Come on let's go find Duff and Izzy.
Slash: There's Izzy!
Axl: Wow that was easy.
Izzy: Hi guys. What's up?
Axl: The school's on fire.
Izzy: Oh hold on. (goes over pulls fire alarm. Goes over to a closet opens the door) Duff put some fucking clothes there is a fire for fuck's sake. (Duff falls out through the door with just his pants on and some girl without a top)
Axl: Jesus...
Later that Day
Principal: Do you boys have any idea what you have done?
Steven: Actually no I-
Principal: Disrupting class, creating fires, and nearly killing teachers!
Izzy: So he's not dead?
Principal:...Don't you get it? These things are bad. You are all terrible children. Micheal, Steven, Saul, William, Jeffrey all of you have detention for...EVER!
Izzy: Actually it's Izzy.
Principal: What?
Izzy: My name is Izzy.
Principal: But that's girl's name.
Duff: Sir please stop.
Izzy: No it isn't.
Principal: Yes it is! It totally is!
Even later
Axl: (running from the cops with the rest of the guys) Did you really have to throw that car at him!
Izzy: (shrugs)
Duff: Well you know what?
Steven: What?
Duff: They're out ta get me!
Axl: Duff that was stupid!
Slash: Shut the fuck up, Duff! Never do that again!
