Spicy Puppy Love (BMC FANFIC)

dammit Jer

Before we begin I just like to say this js my first time writing something in years/months. Uhh if ya like it tell me!! Comments make me wanna write moar shit, also if you have suggess for these dorks I'd love to hear it. Thanks for reading. :)
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Jeremy opened up his mac book about to beat his meat when suddenly his phone buzzed. He sighed and grabbed his phone then unlocked it.

Lohstmywilltolive: yo it's rich, u wanna stop wanking and hang out wit me and Brooke??

Jeremy's face turned slightly pink at the mention of masturbation.

Whyamiheere: I wasn't wanking..and btw why do you have Brooke's phone?

Lohstmywilltolive: Well sticky hands, Brooke wanted to text u but I didn't want you to have a stroke from all the emojis she would send

Whyamiheere: o

Whyamiheere: uhh I guess we could hang out??

Whyamiheere: Wait did you call me sticky hands

Loshtmywilltolive: great I'll pick you up for our threesome!! See ya then Dick choker

Jeremy's face face was now red, he closed his laptop and sighed. He sat in silence for a second looking at the wall before opening his laptop again, "fuck it I have time".