Warning: this book contains harmless jokes and sarcastic remarks, all for the purpose of humor.
Also, English is not my mother tongue so if there are any mistakes in spelling please notify me and I will correct them ☺️
Sergio Ramos added Karim Benzema, Luka Modrić, Vinicius Junior, Gareth Bale, Isco and 25 others to the group chat
Sergio Ramos named the group Hala Madrid
Toni: I mean I knew you weren't creative but Hala Madrid, really?
Casemiro: Honestly 😂😂
Sergio: Shut up both of you at least I made an effort and made the group
Isco: Yeah cause it's sooo hard to make a group chat
Karim: Especially when you already have everyone's number and there's only 31 people you have to add
Sergio: Shouldn't have made it at all
Nacho changed Sergio's nickname to GrouchyPie
GrouchyPie: What the actual fuck Nacho??
Dani: 😂😂😂😂😂
Nacho: I thought about Grouchy Pants but that's just too generic
Gareth: Come on guys don't be so mean
Karim: It literally only took him a few minutes to do it
Gareth: Benzema
Marco: Can I just point out that you forgot to add everyone?
Casemiro: Good job Grouchy 😂👏👏
GrouchyPie: Oh come on
who Luka: Marcelo
But don't worry I'll add him now
*Luka Modrić added you to the groupchat*
Isco: Not to be mean but I'm pretty sure Manuela is not Marcelo's name
Dani: Lmfao good job Luka you managed to fuck up the fuck up 😂
Manuela: wooow I've been here for a second and someone already calls me a name 😂 gee thanks
GrouchyPie: tell me about it
Luka: shit sorry, give me a second
*Luka Modrić added Marcelo to the groupchat*
Marcelo: HOLAAAAAA
Manuela: omg wait you added me to a RM groupchat Luka? 😂
Javier: wait who's Manuela?
Gareth: Luka's little sister
Karim: OMG MANI IS HERE HELLOOOO
Manuela: HIIII also who is grouchypie
Nacho: Sergio but personally I think GrouchyPie suits him better
GrouchyPie: It doesn't I prefer my actual name thank you
Manuela: I mean Idk I think GrouchyPie is spot on
Isco: i love her already
Luka: Ela no 😂😂
GrouchyPie: and what makes you say that?
Manuela:
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Wait okay so maybe GrouchyPie is not the best nickname
GrouchiePie: Thank You !!
*Manuela changed GrouchyPie's nickname to SaltyPants*
Manuela: There, now you just need some lemon and tequila and you're all set 👍
Casemiro: 😂😂 Luka I am so glad you added her here
Toni: ^^^
*SaltyPants removed Manuela from the group*
Dani: Heyy why'd you do that??
Karim: I guess someone is.. Salty
Javier: lmfao that just proved her point
*Gareth added Manuela Modrić to the groupchat*
Manuela: Thank you Geriiii ❤️
Gareth: You're welcome
SaltyPants: Why did you add her back? This was supposed to be a groupchat for us to discuss things within the club
Marcelo: Okay a, stop being salty b, you know this was gonna be a chat where we joke around anyway
Manuela: Yeah so I'm more than welcome to stay 😝
Casemiro: Inviting herself but nobody's complaining 😂😂
Luka: Well except for Sergio maybe 😂😂
_______________________________________ Okay so this is the first chapter, started this kust for fun tbh Let me know what you think and ic you have any ideas
