On Dogman's birthday
Everyone: Happy birthday to yoooou.
Dogman: *blows out candles* Faafetai!
Everyone: .....
Cami: *bangs head on table* Why?
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Lil Petey: Cami?
Cami: Yeah?
Lil Petey: Can I call you Papa?
Dog Man: *starts crying* yes! OMGOMGOMG-
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Sarah: Now that Petey and Dog Man are kind of a 'thing' now almost everyone (Exept Malcolm) is aww-ing almost every single time the two lovebirds are around each other.
Kitara: He leans in closer, Dog Man closes his eyes-
Petey: Kitara, I am up to HERE WITH YOUR BULLSH*T!!!!!
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Petey, Sarah, Alan, Kitara, and Cami when they were in high school
Cami(15): *holding a candybar*
Cami(15): *mockingly* I know you love me! I know you wanna kiss me! I know you wanna hug me!
Alan(16): *leans in as if he's gonna kiss her*
Cami(15): *stops speaking instantly*
Alan(16): *takes candybar* bye
Cami(15): ALAN BLAKE JADE YOUR DEAD TO ME!!!!!
Sarah/Kitara(16): ...
Sarah(16): I don't care!
Kitara(16): I ship it!
(16)Petey: I guess it's cute
Addison(20): Ew.
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Kitara: Bye friends!
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