When you go to toss your roommate a cough drop and end up hitting her in the head with it.
So picture this: It's freshmen year of college. I've been living with my new roommate for a couple of weeks now(...I think) anyways, this girl is coughing and practically hacking up a lung and she won't stop! It's like she's dying or something and being super loud about it! Like hello! Do you not realize you are now sharing a room with someone? Do you think I want to hear you making all that racket?...The answer is no. So me, being the kind, new and caring roommate that I am...I toss her a cough drop. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE HAS NO HAND EYE COORDINATION?!?!...Needless to say, It may or may not have smacked her straight in the middle of her forehead and I may or may not have died of laughter. It's what she gets for trying to kill me with her germs!!! Filthy death bringer. It was like a second coming of the white settlers bringer their disgusting diseases with them!!!
BTW...She still has no hand eye coordination...just saying!
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I Hate My Roommate...My Roommate Hates Me!
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