What Toni Wants

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Toni

Keri I'm so glad you came

Keri

Of course baby why are you naked.

Toni

It was Mya she went crazy when I accidentally told her that umm I used to date Kevin.

Keri

What?

Toni

She tried to walk home and I wasn't about to let her just get out and walk home so I climbed on top of her to stop her from moving. Then she told me about telling the police I was sexually harassing her and trying to ruin my friendship with Kevin. Then she pulled out a gun and made me take off all my clothes and threw them in the back of the car. And Keri she kissed me.

Gas Attendant

Damnnnnnnn mmmmmm

Toni

Don't look at me like that.

Gas Attendant

I'm sorry

Keri

Yall kissed? Like tongue kissed?

Toni

Keri...!!!

Keri

Ok you think we should call the police

Toni

No she's with the Mafia if we call police she might kill us.

Keri

Damn this bitch is crazy

Toni

Exactly what I said. Can we go home now

Keri

Ohhh yea let's go.

Toni

Thanks ummmm for the blanket

Gas Attendant

Ohhh yea no problem

Keri and I went home and went straight to sleep...

Mya

Honey I'm home

Kevin

Hey baby how was the date with Toni.

Mya

Ohhh it was interesting I learned a lot.

Kevin

Learned? What you mean?

Mya

I learned about you and her and how you guys had a "relationship" together.

Kevin

Ohhh yea but baby it was in the past I'm with you now.

Mya

Why you didn't tell me Baby

Kevin

I was going to I promise I was.

Mya

Hmm well I see it wasn't too long ago you guys broke up. I mean like how do I know you guys are not sneaking around.

Kevin

OMG baby now you know we were not sneaking around I mean I love you too much.

Mya