Shrek X Franklin

Franklin's Idea

Franklin the turtle sat in his boring desk in his boring second grade classroom. The other students.... boring. The teacher.... boring. Franklin longed for something more.

The night before, Franklin watched Hentai for the first time. Franklin thought it was so amazing how anime bitches could have fists shoved so far up their asses. "Man, I wish someone would shove their fist up my ass," he thought to himself.

Franklin was awoken in his daydream. "Today we are going to be learning about mythical creatures, specifically ogres," said the teacher. Franklin only knew of one example of an ogre. A strong, sexy one named SHREK. Franklin had a picture of Shrek hanging on his wall that he stroked his turtle meat to every night.

This was it... what Franklin had been longing for. Franklin needed to be fisted by daddy Shrek while his whole second grade class watched.

After school, Franklin had no intent on going home. He was headed straight for Shrek's swamp. He walked for hours until he reached the swamp. Franklin looked around at the swampy water and knew soon his ass would look like that.