"Yuck! There's still someone's hair and blood all over this. Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight!? Disgusting slobs"
Carmen stared at the gross barbaric weapons as she wished with everything in her that she still had her armor
"Carmen, wanna use a big wooden fork?"
"Wow, tempting, but I'm good" Carmen told him
"Yeah, not really useful. Unless you're fighting off three vampires that were huddled together" Korg rambled
"I really wish I had my hammer"
"Hammer?"
"It was really cool. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star" Carmen said as Thor nodded
"And when I spun it really, really fast, it gave me the ability to fly"
"You rode a hammer?" Korg asked as Carmen stifled a laugh
"No, I didn't ride the hammer"
"The hammer rode you on your back?" Carmen shook her head with a smile
"No. I used to spin it really fast, and it would pull me off the-"
"Oh my God. A hammer pulled you off?" Carmen let out a laugh
"The ground. It would pull me off the ground, up into the air, and I would fly. Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me"
"Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one"
"That's the censored way to put it" Carmen joked as Thor glared at her
Carmen hummed as she picked up a giant axe
"This is cute, I like this"
"See her, that's the one that put us in here" Thor said as Carmen looked over to see the woman who stole her armor
"Yeah. Scrapper 142. Gotta watch out for those Asgardians, man. They are hard to perish"
"Asgardian?" Thor asked in shock as Carmen dropped the axe and ran over to the barrier
"Hello! Hello! Excuse me, miss!" Carmen waved around to get Valkyrie's attention
"Hey" Valkyrie lifted the shock remote
"Do not zap her with that thing" Thor told the woman annoyed
"We just wanna talk. Asgard is in danger" Thor said as Carmen froze when Valkyrie took a sip of her beer, showing the symbol on her arm
"My God, you're a Valkyrie" Carmen said breathlessly as Valkyrie slammed her beer on the table
"I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger, Hell, I still do" Carmen told her honestly
"Me too, until I found out that you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women" Thor rambled
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Fanfictionyou should see me in a crown , i'm gonna run this nothing town ⇎ "can't leave you with the impression that i don't have an inch of care for you in my heart. . ." "it made my stomach hurt" ⇎ [Book 3] [Thor : Ragnarok] [Thor x Sister!OC | Loki x Siste...