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Sadie's mom : she's useless at a hospital. i remember one time she cried, and cried, and cried. it was awful.

the cast :

Sadie : she's referring to my birth.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Caleb : don't do anything stupid whlist i'm away

[later]

Finn : these are all the stupid things they did whilst you were away

Caleb : there are like 20 pages...

Caleb : DOUBLE SIDED

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Gaten [in head] : don't let her know how awkward you are

Millie :  good weather today

Gaten : thank you

Gaten :

Gaten [in head] : fuck

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

[after Noah and Caleb hang out]

Noah : so you're not jealous?

Finn : nope!

Noah : and you're okay?

Finn : perfect!

Noah : okay then!

Finn :

Finn : I JUST FIND IT FUNNY THAT-

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Millie : FOUR MONTHS!

Caleb : why is she yelling at you?

Finn : just ignore her-

Millie : THAT'S HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Gaten : would you like sweet or salty popcorn?

Caleb : [smiles at Sadie] i want it like her

Gaten : that amount of salt might kill you

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Sadie : finnie, could you do a small favour for me?

Finn : i mean, i've made it clear that i would literally murder anyone for you but carry on

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Millie : [texts Noah] schnipper, i'm so sorry, i'm gona be late

Noah : [playing fortnite, completely forgot about their hang out] you always do this to me

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

librarian : can i check you out?

Caleb : sure [spins around]

librarian : no, i meant your books

Caleb : oh right

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

[Gaten as a doctor]

patient : i fell-

Gaten : from heaven? lol

patient : no i actually fell-

Gaten : in love with me the moment you say me?

patient : my arm is broken

Gaten : do you think i'm good looking be honest

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Millie : you're so tall, finn. what can you see up there?

Finn : everybody's flaws.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Sadie : when i die, i want you guys to lower me into the grave

Noah : why?

Sadie : because you all let me down one last time.

Noah : oh.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Noah : *sneaks in through a window at 2 am*

Caleb, turning on a light : where were you?

Noah, panicking : uhh... with finn?

Finn, turning around in a chair : you wanna try again?

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Gaten : sadie? are you alive? knock once for yes, twice for no.

Sadie : *knocks twice*

Gaten : oh my god! what should we do?? she's dead!!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Millie : there's never a reason to carry a knife! knives are considered as weapons of violence and aggression.

Finn : you're right. i should spread butter on toast with my dick instead.

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