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Things i've said part two

1.) yo puthy sour

2.) I feel like Asians named Zach are always good looking

3.) who wants a n word pass

4.) She looks like a snap chat filter and it's not cute

5.) BREAK IT DOWN BISH *mumbles* DROP DAT ASS DOWN LOW AND PICK THAT MUTHA FUCKA UP

6.) I'm not racist it's just that some Caucasian's are very... stereotypical

7.) her vagina looks like an old piece of ham

8.) after some research I can confirm that Mia Kalifa's kitty does indeed look like a flat tire

9.) if my child is ugly I'm leaving it in the hospital

10.) if you turn it upside down it's a Mexican uwu

11.) remember when you flashed me your nipples

12.) oh my god I don't like smut anymore! :o wild

13.) i think I have a pain kink cause my teeth hurt and I'm still eating sweets

14.) I hate when my vagina bleeds

15.) she thought she had a hickey but it was just wring worm

16.) So I was at school getting my nipples rubbed

17.) *To the dentist* it be like dat sometimes

18.) YEET yourself on this dick

19.) I'm broke all the way down to e for empty

20.) peculiar brag but proceed

21.) You're fangirling over R-Kelly... you're going to hell

22.) suicidal ducks

23.) Spicy Ebola

24.) Well paint me green and call me pickle cause I'm done Dillin with chu hoes

25.) NO HOMO ISN'T THAT POWERFUL IF YOU SAY SOME MAJOR GAY SHIT AND THEN SAY NO HOMO IT WON'T WORK

26.) who wants an n word pass?

27.) pOoJa wOt iS dIs bEhaViOr?? *Laugh that sounds like Jin* IM SO FUNNY

28.) I like it crusty

29.) *watching porn* OH SHE *Dies of laughter*

30.) *To a boy* Imma get you pregnant

31.) I would eat Jimin's dick like a bowl of cereal

32.) You're g- yo... he's gay...

33.) so you tellin me... your girlfriend was lesbian? Lmao wild

32.) OOF MY TIDDIE

34.) lmao the people reading this probably didn't realize there are two 32's cause I can't count :)

35.) I *Sobs* Just want a h-hug from *Sobs harder* A b-BTS m-member *sobs*

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Hi.
Thank you for reading that!
You're probably wondering the context behind a lot of that and honestly I don't even know the stories myself.
Go read Only Fools and stream persona for clear skin.
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