It was a normal spring morning, where on the track the bakusquad all except Mina were joking around and catching up on their lives.
"And then later my mom was all like 'are you transgender?' just because I ASKed for A GrYffIndOR tIE"
"Soy sauce, you have a really weird family", bakugou informed him while kirishima and kaminari were laughing as it was the funniest joke in the world. Once kirishima got hold of himself he let go of bakugou's hand and clapped like a true queen while yelling "YaSS QuEEN" as Mina was doing a cat walk heading over to the bakusquad.
"That's a lit shirt" kaminari stated, "WE LOVE AN LGBTQ+ SISTER!", Sero couldn't help but scream. "I know right" Mina said as she displayed her shirt that read "we are all humans" and on each letter being a different pride flag.
"I know the shirt is cool and all but what happened to your arm sister?", Kirishima asked Mina with concern noticing her arm brace. Bakugou couldn't help but cringe that he said sister.
"Oh this piece of crap, I fell off the stairs. Don't ask how" and with that the two meme boys [kaminari and Sero] pictured so many scenarios that could have lead to that injury.
"Probably tried to do some dumb shit. as always", predicted Bakugou.
The tape and Pikachu started dying of laughter for no apparent reason, "what's wrong?" Mina wondered. "Probably got high together last night", murmured Bakugou which caused kirishima to slap his arm "you don't say that".
Kaminari tried getting hold of himself and say what was so funny but all that came out was "shirt...haha...arm brace...haha.....umans!!!", and with that he continued to laugh. The rest of the bakusquad had a face of concern and confusion"umans what?" Mina asked. "OHhhhhH", kirishima said and joined in on the laughing. A small chuckle escaped from Bakugou's mouth and he hoped no one saw. "What are they laughing about...?" the clueless self proclaimed alien asked.
"Don't move your arm and just read your shirt", explained the mature one of the group.
Mina looked down at her shirt with her arm covering the 'H' on her shirt and couldn't help but laugh as soon as she read 'we are all umans'.
The group that from afar you'd question if they're high calmed down. Shortly after the silence was broken by Sero singing "she wants to dance like Uma Thurman"[Uma Thurman by fall out boy amazing song btw ;-;] bursting into more laughter.
"Ok, ok guys I have a very important announcement", Mina announced meanwhile kirishima was shushing kaminari.
"Proceed mother" kaminari informed.
"My new pronouns are um/an", she tried her best to stay serious as the rest were laughing. "You guys are stupid", Bakugou smiled as he dragged them into the school building as the bell rang.
• °time skip°•
As kirishima turned off his phone and was getting ready to go off the bus so he can sleep and eat snacks while catching up of 'the end of the f***ing world' all of the sudden he stopped and listened to the bus speaker to hear the song playing. His eyes widened as he realized the the song playing was Uma Thurman by fall out boy. As the red head ran off the bus and of course thanked the bus driver cuz he's a good boyo he pulled his phone onto the group chat.
6ix9ine: Sero
GroundzËro: Bakugo
YeetmyMeat:Denki
Sharky: Kirishima
Alien_Goddesses: Mina
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[Skarky is now online!]
Skarky: guys I'm being followed by the spirit of the umans
Alien_Goddess: how so?
YeetMyMeet: OHhhhhH nuuuuuu
6ix9ine: I shall default dance on your grave
GroundzËro: GuYs jUsT plEasE sHuT uP bEfORe I puLl OUt mY gAY cHanclA
6ix9ine: oh nuuuuuu not the chancla
YeetMyMeet: and it's the gay one to!
Alien_Goddess: hey only I can hit with the chancla Bakugou you get the belt.
GroundzËro: *achievement unlocked*
Sharky: bakubro you can hit them after I tell the story
GroundzËro:ok fine
Sharky: so I was heading off the bus and then out of nowhere as soon as I grab my backpack Uma Thurman starts playing
6ix9ine: omgs
Alien_Goddess: children we're all going to sleep in my living room
YeetMyMeet: YaYyyYy! Gay night
6ix9ine: kk be there in like 10
GroundzËro: I'll pick up kiri
Alien _Goddess: awwww my gay boi finally accepting the truth???
Sharky: yes
[Alien_goddess deleted a message!]
GroundzËro: what was that
Alien_Goddess: oh nothing
YeetMyMeet:gurl you better run
[Alien_Goddess is now offline!]
6ix9ine: and I oOp-
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Heyo y'all I haven't updated this in a while so this story actually happened. my friend Bob @Gay_Alien_357 has the we are all umans shirt, I was the one that joked with the Uma Thurman song and was the one that heard it on my way home from school on the bus XD. The griffindor tie story is a true story that happened to me. And my friend Bob I believe was the one that came with the um/an pronouns so thank you mother. ANYWAYS you guys got a little sneak peek at the new format of my book. Just wondering do y'all want to see how the sleepover went down or should I just start a new mess that they caught themselves in.
Tanks for reading
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HumorHey older sero here if you're reading this I am so sorry /// basically this book is about the bakusquad in weird scenarios: like vines, headcanons, school stories that happened to me that seems really fitting for them. ships included are: kiribaku ...
