One Shots

Umbridge Gets Burned

*This one shot is rated mature do to swearing found later in the dialogue. It is used liberally.

IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. Well, sort of any way. The sky was particularly cloudless, and the Black Lake resembled an unblemished mirror. One young halfblood witch was standing near the edge of the water with her expensive muggle camera. It was, of course, edited to take pictures of both muggle and wizard quality photos. 

She stood there, strong and independent. Alone but not lonely.

"Thalia!" A voice called from a nearby tree.

"That's not my name you- you animal."

"Awwwe, why won't you let me give you a nickname? Thalia is totally you, and you're basically my sister so..."

"If you must."

"It's not like you like your name anyway."

"Fair, but what did you want anyway?"

"Oh yeah, we kinda need to go to DADA."

"Dammit Jason, lets go."

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The duo raced through the halls of Hogwarts, without (somehow) actually running, and reached the classroom doors just as the Professor was about to walk into the room. They quickly entered the room and sat on different sides of the room. "Thalia" with Slytherin and Jason with Gryffindor.

Thalia didn't really pay attention to anything until Hermione Granger decided to question the bloody teacher. And even then Thalia was mostly focused on admiring the way the light hit Hermione's hair. At least until words that hit a sore spot were spoken.

"Who would want to hurt children?"

Before the "Professor" or Harry Fucking Potter could respond, Thalia had stood up.

"Excuse me!?" The brunette had never spoken a word in class, and Jason was positively concerned. Thalia could be vicious.

"We raise our hand in class Miss-"

"Oh no. I'm answering your question whether you like it or not. Who would want to hurt children? Are you kidding me? You of all people should know what kind of things go after children."

"Sit down Miss-"

"No," Thalia shook her head. "You lost the right to ask me to stop. Who would want to hurt children? Let me give you a list. Murderers, pedophiles, sex traffickers, drug addicts, rapists, and all of these people are fucking muggles! Let's get started on the threat from wizards, oh wait, we have those too, and they can use fucking magic to hurt children. There are werewolves, and vampires, centaurus, and giants. There's the mermaids in the fucking Black Lake who like to eat human flesh. There's cultists who like to make human sacrifices, and cannibals."

"I can't believe that a ministry official, who was advocating for the restriction of, you know, Creatures wouldn't think that they would pose a threat to children. You're a disgrace, and I will be taking this up with the Minister. You arrogant little bitch." 

To Thalia's surprise, the room started clapping. Everyone knew what happened last summer, and why the whole, Who would hurt children, question would offend the Slytherin so much. 

"DETENTION!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS DISRESPECT!"

"Then sit down."