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3RACHA ft. Idiots #1 & #2

Woojin: yea this group name sucks

Felix: it was Changbin's idea

Changbin: hEY 

Chan: stop being petty

Jisung: yo guys I need help

Changbin: nothing unusual there

Changbin: what's up Ji

Jisung: love life problems

Woojin: tHIS IS MY SHIT

Woojin: I LIVE AND BREATHE FOR
                 ROMANCE

Chan: you're only saying that because it might involve Minho

Jisung: it does actually

Woojin: *inaudible screaming*

Changbin: you're all pathetic

Chan: says the one who I caught crying over Felix's selfie

Changbin: I WASNT I WAS CUTTING
                     ONIONS AND SCROLLING
                     THROUGH MY PHONE AT THE
                     SAME TIME

Woojin: biTCH YOU SHOULD NEVER GO
                ON YOUR PHONE AND COOK

Felix: no comment

Changbin: WHAT ABOUT YOU AND THAT
                      INSTA MODEL HUH

Woojin: My SoN

Chan: I've never even met him -____-

Jisung: have you even seEN THOSE
              COMMENTS

Chan: duH I WROTE THEM

Woojin: people keep shipping Jeongchan
                and Woochan at the same time
                smh

Chan: I know

Changbin: you two are practically brothers

Jisung: gotta get me a woochan friendship

Changbin: bro

Changbin: a whole me exists

Jisung: o yeah lmao

Felix: we've gone off topic

Felix: we've got a minsung problem

Chan: and apparently a changlix one too

Changbin: seriously man shut up

Jisung: anyway, mInHo

Jisung: I have a very big crush on him

Jisung: it's becoming a huge ass problem

Woojin: you've met him in real life

Jisung: yes

Jisung: I tripped over a pebble and fell
               straight into him

Chan: did he catch you in his arms 😍

Jisung: no he hit his head on a lamppost

Chan: romantic 😍

Changbin: why are we friends again

Woojin: so what's the problem

Jisung: HE ASKED ME TO GET COFFEE
              WITH ME BEFORE GOING TO JYP

Woojin: whEN

Jisung: TOMORROW IM FREAKING OUT

Changbin: I'm going to find out what he
                     thinks about you

Jisung: NO NO NO NO NO NO

Changbin: you can't stop me

Jisung: PLZ DON'T

Changbin: it's for your own good man

Woojin: Minsung is solved

Woojin: I'm interested in Jeongchan now

Chan: seriously

Woojin: yes

Woojin: Jeongin is my son

Woojin: I gotta be a responsible parent

Changbin: this is so strange

Felix: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKKKSK

Chan: oh my god

Woojin: I approve of you dating my son

Chan: seriously

Woojin: BUT

Woojin: hurt him in anY WAY

Woojin: I will not HESITATE to kill you

Jisung: iM WHEEZING AT WOOJIN OML

Chan: 😳 understood