Chapter one ☝️: live long and prosper... unlike my dick

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Dr. McCoy was walking along the enterprise wearing his clout goggles, sipping a margarita, and listening to " Escape (the pina colada song)" on his hot pink hot pink iPod when suddenly he crossed paths with, holy crap, Spock?! That bowl cut lookin head ass boy was lookin mighty green (due to the severe radiation poisoning he had under gone)!!!! McCoy felt a weird ass feeling in his pants "bitch wtf?" He though to himself but not actually to himself because Spock looked over and said "whom tf r u talking to mofo?" McCoy run to bathroom to see what happened. When he observed the reaction his body had to Spock's presence all he could think was "ah shit, here we go again."

His dick vacuumed into his body

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