McCoy took a long sigh, a sip from his Starbucks tall dragon fruit mango refresher and texted back 'how about no?' And only got 'XD!!' As a reply... he didn't get a divorce for this shit. Just then that space gal showed up "wuddup bb •3~" she said leaning against the wall "yo how tf did you say •3~?????" McCoy felt that strange feeling once again. His dick vacuumed further. "Bruh gtf out plz" space girl looked at him like he a Lactran "Oof ok fine then." What was the point of her even coming there omg.
"She wuz a right lovely lady ay David?!" Ah shit he forgot that Scotty worked at space Starbucks on his off days "yeah sure." McCoy responded, not really paying attention to him "oh boy ere cumes tha captin.. why the fook is e walkin like someone shoved a pole right up is azz?" McCoy looked over and saw Kirk limping like the pussy boy he is "that bastard man Spock probably got to him lmao." Kirk hobbled up to them...
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