Truth Or Dare-Warriors

Chapter 86

Dawnberry: Hello, pretty kitties!

Bluefeather: Sometime this week, our ALS Ice Bucket Challenge shall be on Chapter 85!

Dawnberry: Trust me, it was crazy...

Bluefeather: Anywhoozies, we have... 6 dares and 2 truths from paddy97coolpink!?!?!?!?

Dawnberry: *blinks eyes dreamily* It's like Christmas day...

Bluefeather: Yeah, admin's birthday is in five days! Wish her a happy birthday, late, early, whenever chance you get!

Dawnberry: Her first dare is for Daisy, and the dare is for her to tell her kits she hates them!

*Daisy thrown in*

Daisy: OW!

Bluefeather: Daisy, you are dared to tell your kits you hate them!

Daisy: All of them?! I had so many I lost count...

Dawnberry: Well, do it, or we will grant you a visit to our new badger! The dog died of boredom...

Badger: *gnashes teeth*

Daisy: Well, I do hate half of my kits, actually...

*teleports to ThunderClam*

Daisy: I have an announcement to make! *leaps on Highledge*

Bramblestar: HEY! You're not allowed to--

Daisy: Shut your face! Anyway, I wanted to say that I HATE MY KITS! :D

*everyone starts yowling*

Daisy: I hate you, too! Bye! *jumps in the horde of cats*

Bluefeather: The second dare is for Brightheart!

*Brightheart thrown in*

Brightheart: DARK FOREST, MY BUTT!

Bluefeather: Brightheart, you are dared to go to ShadowClan and tell Rowanclaw you love him!

Brightheart: Dang it! My other eye will get bitten off if I do that!

Dawnberry: Well, you ARE pretty ugly...

Brightheart: WHAT DID YOU SAY???

Dawnberry: Nothing, nothing!

*teleports to ShadowClan camp*

Brightheart: ROWANCLAW, I LOVE YOU!

Tawneypelt: THAT'S MY MAN, BUSTER.

*goes into a fight*

Rowanclaw:... Who is she?

Dawnberry: The next dare is for Briarlight and Reedfeather!

*thrown in*

Briarlight: TAKE MY ADVICE WITH THE LEGS, DUDE!

Reedfeather: Why am I here?

Dawnberry: *pushes them closer* YOU WERE DARED TO KISS!

Briarlight: No way am I touching Fish Lips!

Reedfeather: Did you just call me Fish Leps, Lame Legs?

Briarlight: YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK!

Bluefeather: Obviously, they're not going to kiss, so... BADGER TIME!

*locked in the cage while screams were heard*

Bluefeather: Next dare is for Millie!

*thrown in*

Millie:... Why is my daughter fighting a badger?

Dawnberry: REASONS!

Bluefeather: Millie, you are dared to fight a fox!

Millie: Heck naw! If my kits are in danger in the presence of one, THEN I will fight!

Dawnberry: *grins and pushes Bumblestripe and Blossomfall in front of a fox* There ya go!

Blossomfall: *screams*

Millie: I WILL SAVE YOOOOU! *jumps in front of them*

Bluefeather: *touches paw to face* Ewww... blood.

 Dawnberry: LET'S GET THE PRETTY DOVEY IN! *smiles*

*thrown in*

Dovewing: I thought I was spared... but I was mistaken.

Dawnberry: Hey, bro! You have to swim across the lake. :3

Dovewing: W-what? No joke?

Dawnberry: Is my calling a JOKE to you?!

Dovewing: N-no...

Dawnberry: THEN GET YOUR RUMP TO THE LAKE, SHE-CAT!

Dovewing: But I hate water...

Bluefeaher: Too bad! The badger is already taken! *pushes her*

Dovewing: AAAAHHH!

Bluefeather: Next dare is for Thistleclaw!

*thrown in*

Thistleclaw: WAZZUP?

Bluefeather: You are dared to jump off a cliff into a sea of piranhas, my enemy!

Thistleclaw: Easy enough! I'm dead! *teleports and jumps*

Dawnberry: Moving on to the truths! The first one is for Millie:

Millie: *covered in blood and tossed over* Y-yes?

Dawnberry: Pink asked you... Why did you join the Clans?

Millie: Graystripe. Because of Graystripe. I couldn't possibly bear to leave him!

Bluefeather: Speaking of Graystripe...

*thrown in*

Bluefeather: GRAYSTRIPE, A FAN ASKS YOU SOMETHING! WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE KIT?

Graystripe: Um, Bumblestripe.

Blossomfall and Briarlight: DAD!

Graystripe: What? HE'S MANLY!

Dawnberry: That wraps it up, people!

Bluefeather: Leave a truth or dare down below, have a good day, and--

Both: BYYYYYEEE!