Autobots react to the Micheal Bay movies

The autobots react to revenge of the fallen

Optimus:Where's Luna?
Jazz:*points the direction I left*
Optimus: *hears A-10 thunderbolt powering up*
Me:*Jets off only to be pushed (gently) by primus*
Me:?!!!?!
????:You confront him
Me:*sigh*
Optimus:*grabs me and wraps me like a sushi roll*
Me:Hey! I'm not sad!
Optimus:That's for showing me a movie with me dying in it.
Me:Heh?
Optimus: Why did the 7 original Prime's show up they aren't movie stars.
Me:Oh uh to tell Sam their secret
Optimus:K.
Me: Ü
!!!!!!: You look like a Cheshire Cat when smiling like that
Me: Go to fragging hell Unicron
Optimus:Language.
Me:You aren't Steve Rodgers.
Optimus: But I'm your guardian
Me: Okay roll next movie! Age of Extinction y'all!
Optimus: Oh dear Primus
Jazz:Why not Dark Of The Moon?
Me:That one is just trash and going to make you cry and IronHide will be mad and destroy the TV