Till death do us part

Dead-ication

"Oh my god" Liv practically screamed in disgust. Bella had came over to gossip about her newest crush Edward Cullen. She sunk back into her sofa as Bella flinched.

Sadly today was not the day for advice from liv since her dinner was going into effect. Feminist brains anyone?.

"Men are garbage" she said moving her hands wildly. "I'm mean its so much easier to be a lesbian. They give you chocolate for your time of the month. Who doesn't want that?"

"He was so rude and I didn't even do anything" Bella groaned. Her school life was exhausting. Her new friends were nice but she could tell Jessica didn't like her."I hate men". She stuffed a few pieces of popcorn in her mouth and turned back to the Disney movie the sisters were watching.

"That's such bullshit" liv said gesturing to the television. "There is no way that a woman can look like that , she doesn't even had ribs if she's that skinny."

"Agreed. I'd rather be fat and happy"

"Good choice"

"So have you heard from mom" Bella asked her older sister , giving her the popcorn bowl. "She's been calling me non stop".

" no not a word, lucky me" liv sassed ,stuffing a handful of the tasteless food. "But I do have some guy gossip if your interested". She turned her head playfully.

Bella turned to look at her so fast she must have hurt her neck. Eyes wide in surprise. Liv never had guy news and if she did then it must be one hell of a guy." Who" Bella demanded.

"Doctor Cullen" liv teased , moving away when Bella started hitting her arm in excitement. "As in hottie doctor Cullen. Since when". Her face was practically red from forgetting to breath.

" he asked me out yesterday after work" liv giggled.

"When"

"Tomorrow"

They both let out a squeal of excitement.

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Emmett Cullen was not the smartest of his family. He knew that. He was more brawn than brain but he was the funny one.

So following his father around and making puns was hardly unusual since he found his mate. But Carlisle's patience was starting to thin.

" Emmett it must take real dead-ication to make all these puns" jasper joked. It was no secret that the pair were besties.

"Of corpse it does" Emmett agreed.

"For the love of god STOP with the puns. We get it , she's a zombie" Rosalie shouted.

"That I have a date with" Carlisle mumbled to himself causing Alice to squeal and pull him to his room.

"I know the perfect outfit"

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Liv mixed the brains with the Apple pie filling with a groan. God she missed food.

Last week she saw a kid eat a peanut butter cup and almost cried.

Hopefully tomorrow's brains won't be so bad.