I, Penny Lane Bloom, do solemnly swear to never date another boy for as long as I shall live.
All right, maybe I’ll reconsider it in ten years or so when I’m no longer living in Parkview, Illinois, or attending McKinley High School, but for now I’m done with guys. They’re all lying, cheating scum of the earth.
Yes, every last one of them. Pure evil.
Sure, there are some that seem nice, but the second they get what they want, they’ll dump you and move on to their next target.
So I’m done.
No more dating.
The end.
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The Lonely Hearts Club
Teen FictionLove is all you need...or is it? Penny is sick of boys and sick of dating, so she vows: No more. She's had one too many bad dates, and has been hurt by one too many bad boys. It's a personal choice...and soon everybody wants to know about it. It see...
