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10. kinks

okay so, this goes from yongha and junseo to yongha and seunghwan and then it goes to sungwon and yongha and then back to yongha and junseo- 🤩

sis, this is gonna be a long ass ride
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(where my nctzens at?)

"seunghwan's husband 💍" is junseo in yongha's contacts and "old man" is yongha in junseo's contacts

"junseo's husband 💍" is seunghwan in yongha's contacts and yongha in seunghwan's contacts is "yongie 💚"

"jeunghwan's demon child" is sungwon in yongha's contacts and "mole rat" is yongha in sungwon's contacts
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seunghwan's husband 💍
doyum is annoying the fuck out of me

old man
junseo, shut the fuck up and get over it

seunghwan's husband 💍
yongha, please :(

and, no more "LANGUAGE" today?

old man
no, and

doyum is my child and i love him

if he wants to annoy you, then let him

he's still a child, you know?

seunghwan's husband 💍
he's always in my business

i just wanna stick his nose up his own ass sometimes, you know?

old man
kinky

but i don't wanna join you while you're sticking his nose up his ass, so i'll go call seunghwan-

seunghwan's husband 💍
fuck you, don't bring my man into this

i'll swing you and "your child" by a rope istg

old man
ew tf

seunghwan's not here so who are you talking to???

and i'll hang you, your child and seunghwan if you keep this up

i'm not joking

seunghwan's husband 💍
WTF DONT HANG SUNGWON

YOU CAN LITERALLY H A N G SEUNGHWAN AND I BUT DONT TOUCH SUNGWON OR IM GONNA-

old man
what are you gonna do?

seunghwan's husband 💍
never mind

but

PLEASE ! DOYUM IS SO ANNOYING ! JUST LET ME HURT HIM PLEASE

old man
touch him and you're dead

i let you get away with it at first, but just know that, that was one time, and one time only.

seunghwan's husband 💍
i'm starting to wish that taewoo or yechan was the leader of this group

old man
*disowns you*