WRONG NUMBER [JK]

9

so i was dead, inside anf outside. but here i am dead only inside.
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biggay:

brokehoe: so you are jungkook?

biggay: YES

brokehoe: lmao nice try

biggay: you dont belive me right?

brokehoe: ofc i do. OFC I DO BELIVE SOME STRANGER SAYING THAT HE IS JEON JUNGKOOK

biggay:

are you mad?

brokehoe: no

biggay: you are

brokehoe: no im not

biggay: yes you are

brokehoe: WTF DO YOU WANT
IM NOT MAD. AND MAYBE I AM. WHY DO YOU CARE. GO TEXT YOUR GF OR SMTH

biggay: jelly much?
i mean, if you dont belive me...can we meet?

brokehoe: i will think about it.
when?

biggay: how about now?

brokehoe: im on a date

biggay: oh
so why are you texting me then

brokehoe: i will ignore you now
bye

biggay: NOO
I DIDNT MEAN THAT

biggay: CMOON

[ jungkook's POV ]
so she is on a date? on a fricking date??? WITH A FINEASS GUY?? i mean...im way more handsome and hot and fine but still...how can i meet her why she doesn't even want it. So here is the plan:
I don't have one.

But im smart, so I will do something
Or maybe just ask namjoon...

"Hyung" I screamed as I saw joon headed into the endless hallway, decorated with paintings and few photos of bts. Or just a dorm's boring hallway.
"Yes kooks?" Kooks? Who calls me that?
Anyways WHAT AM I GOING TO ASK HIM?
-hey bro I just wanna meet that one girl I like and how am I suppose to get her address? also she doesn't know who tf I am and probably will freak out???? NO
"Hello?" namjoon was trying to get my attention.
"Ohh sorry, so do you remember mijin?"
"Your girlfriend?" He smirked
"She is not my girlfriend, and that's exactly what I wanted to talk about. I Want to meet her." I was trying to read his expression, he was kinda shocked but proud and...happy at the same time. i expect him to say something like AwW KoOkIe iS a BiG bOyY? Or something.
"Aww you want an advice about girls? Maknae is a man noowww"
EXACTLY. I KNEW HE WOULD REACT LIKE THIS.
"ughhh just forget it" I rolled my eyes.
"Okay okay im sorry. we have a week off so you can hang out with her, and if she doesn't belive that you are Jungkook himself" he chuckled and with my death glare he continued "you can get her address and "surprise" her".
that's an awful idea.

But I will try.

Biggay: mijin hey

Brokehoe: oh hAyyy

Biggay: are you still on a date?

Brokehoe: Noo I'm At HomeEeo

IM durnkbas hell

Biggay: what? YOU ARE DRUNK?

brokehoe: YesS and I NeeD Attention An Lotbs OF loVe. GIVE ME LOVE aNd ATTENTION HUih dumb BiGtcj.

[ jungkook's POV ]
Ohh so she's drunk. That's the great opportunity to ask her address. *evil smirk*

Biggay: mijin give me yo address so I can come and give you love and attention

Brokehoe: you're lyinGgGgg. You WonT comE

Biggay: i will. I pinky promise.

Brokehoe: AwAwwwW yoU are So sWeet biTch.
TAKe It *insert address*

Biggay: on my way. Dont fall asleep okay?

Brokehoe: okeEEeeee

•time skipeu•

It's been an hour since that gay bitch told me he is coming. AND NOW IM SITTING HERE, WAITING FOR HIM and I don't even know how he looks like and I'm not even drunk anymore.
so I was going to eat an ice cream when sound of a loud knock scared the shot out of me. I headed to open the door and was ready to kill someone...

until I saw who it was.