Sidemen, Calfreezy & Callux Imagines

Lame Joke

~Simon = What do you call a priest that's also a lawyer? A father-in-law!

~Harry = What do you call a fake noodle? A impasta!

~Josh = Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He woke up.

~Tobi = What do you call an apple thrown at your face? A fruit punch.

~Ethan = What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

~Vik =What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you rise and shine.

~Jj = Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they are extinct.

~Calfreezy = What did sushi a say to sushi b? Wasabi.

~Callux = Why was the triangle not in a relationship? It's always the third wheel.