One day in a second grade class, the students were studying three syllable words. There was Little Johnny, Little Mary, and Little Freddy. The teacher asked the students, "Who can name a three syllable word and use it in a sentence?" All the students raised their hands. The teacher knew Little Freddy was going to say some naughty so she called on Little Mary.
Little Mary said, "Beautiful. My teacher is beautiful."
"Very good," said the teacher. Now only Little Johnny and Little Freddy raised their hands, but the teacher knew Little Freddy was going to say something naughty so she called on Little Johnny.
"Wonderful," said Little Johnny. "My teacher is wonderful."
"Great job," said the teacher. Now only Little Freddy raised his hand. The teacher sighed and said,"Alright, Freddy, go 'head.
"Urinate," said Little Freddy.
The teacher groaned loudly and said,"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"Sure," said Little Freddy, "you're an eight. If you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten."
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